Welcome to Making up Fake Words 101. Your professors this semester are McSpit and McSpork.

We now bring you your course, alread in progress. Note: many emoticons have been removed to preserve bandwidth.

Dok: Waiting.

Spitty: 1. Add weird sounds as often as possible. Like roppenhoffleschmooper.

2. Add weird accents and stuff. Like in the German word for a "donkey bridge", Eselbrücke, it has that weird thing over the u.

3. Don't press random keys. McOffenjompenwopper sounds better then alkfjlkasljkf.

Dok: That "thing" is called an umlaut.

Yeah, I knew that.

Dok: Another tip is to use the same word parts over and over again. These include, but are not limited to....

• Schmoogle
• -oogle
• Schpargel
• -ffin
• Gargin
• -oodle
• Mc-
• Warbin
• -stien
• -buttons
• -berry
• tiddle
• oesis

When making names, never be afraid to have more than three words. "Sir" and "the third" are always good add-ons. A prime example is "Sir Phinneas Von Winklebottom Zephius III." Works like a charm.

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This concludes our lecture. As an assignment this week, we'd like you all to make up your own fake words and hand them in when you comment. Thank you.

*schoolbell rings*