Don't write them.

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Or you can be like me and write them, but have them be exploited so many times that you end up having to use a sledge-hammer, well, maybe not a sledge-hammer, maybe something bigger and better, something like a Zamor or a Great Disk or something, I dunno, anyway, you have to use something to get through to the insurmountable pile of...uh...

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what was I talking about again?

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I'll just leave now.

*quietly walks away*

SZ