Dear Xaeraz,

Of course you don't have anything unread, because you are the omniscient Doc Scratch. You know all and see all.

Regards,

DX

Dear DX

oh my god you're RIGHT.

Sincerely,

Xaeraz

Dear Doc Scratch,

How exactly did you forget that?

Sincerely,

Cholie

Dear Cholie

As the one being beyond the control of even my great master, Lord English, says, "Uncertainty, though rare, is quite a troubling sensation for the omniscient."

That means it exists. I was unsure for the merest fraction of a second before confirming the comment of DX

Sincerely

Doc Scratch