Today I ordered water at our "fast" food restaurant. The cup that came to me was labelled H2C! It was amazing. Strangely enough, it even tasted like water. And here I thought the bonding pattersn of the individual atoms forbid Hydragen Dicarbon.

Also, the letter C is such a useless letter. It'd be hadier, and less confusing pronunciation-wise if we just had a Ch letter and used Ch, K, and S in place of C. Don't you agree?