Sketch 1: Jim the Ninja

JOHN: Hey, Jim, how's life on the Enterprise?

JIM: It's pretty good, John, thanks!

JOHN: (Holds in laughter)

JIM:

Sketch 2: Mr. Obvious

NIEL ARMSTRONG: Hey, Buzz, where did you get your nickname from?

BUZZ ALDERINE: I got it in the Airforce.

NIEL: Why, because of the sound of the planes?

BUZZ:

Sketch 3: Tetchy Worf

CAPTAIN PICARD: Mr. Worf, open hailing frequencies.

WORF: There is no honour in that, sir.

PICARD: (Scoffs) Everything's about honour these days, even the Romulans are more agreeable than you.

WORF:

Sketch 4: We Cool, G?

(Charlie is on a plane when a flight attendent arrives)

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Can I get you anything, sir?

CHARLIE: Err, yeah, could I have a dodo sandwich please?

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: