Alright, so I took a screenshot of this, but I lost it...anyway, you'll have to take my word for it. I was playing as a booster, and managed to kill a couple of tanks called "The Nazis" and "Hitler." Felt pretty good. That reminded me of the first tank name that I ever adopted, Anne Frank. Anyway, here are some of my favorites:

1. President Trump -- This one if funny no matter which way you look at it. I always hunt down anyone that has anything Trump-related in their names, whether pro-Trump or anti-Trump. Having anything to do with the president just makes it funnier when you take them on. It's like a dare, a challenge. I suppose that it goes both ways, and I notice that I tend to not live as long when I'm playing as President Trump.

2. Michael Phelps -- There's no joke here. I just like adopting this one if I'm aiming to be #1 on the scoreboard, and especially if I plan on upgrading to Booster.

3. threep.io -- a long-time favorite of mine.

4. Chris Kyle -- I adopt this one when I plan on upgrading up to to Ranger or Stalker. Oftentimes, I don't make it past Sniper, because people figure out pretty quickly what I plan on doing and kill me as quickly as possible because they don't want that.

5. Admiral Akbar -- for when I want to upgrade to Trapper. Obviously. Also, if I'm playing anything that can turn invisible in Maze Mode.

6. FollowTheLeader -- Useful in 4-way team games. I usually play a Spreadshot in order to cover everyone while in the central nest.

7. The NRA -- For when I want something that puts out a lot of bullets, and I also want people to hunt me down.

8. all of the Jews -- For when I want to make people really guilty when they kill me. For those who haven't played the game, you get a message that says "You killed ______" whenever you kill someone.

9. Mewtwo -- For when I want to upgrade to Overlord or a Battleship, or when I'm on the Purple Team in the 4-way team mode.

10. David Bowie -- If I'm playing in Maze Mode and specifically want to become the king of the nest in the middle.

11. Kim Jong-Un -- Usually for Domination mode. I tend to use a bigger gun, like the Annihilator, although I will also use the Pentashot and the Auto Gunner with it.

12. Wolverine -- I only use this is I want to upgrade to a Triple Twin

13. Bambi's Mom -- Because it's hilarious.

14. Mufasa -- Because this is also hilarious. I usually reserve this one for if I want to do the Octotank, which has a "mane" of bullets.

15. a mockingbird -- Because it's kind of twisted, but hey, it's cleverer than what other people have come up with...

Alright, I mentioned how other people come up with unclever names that they think are funny but are so unoriginal that they aren't:

1. yourself

1. your mom

3. your girlfriend

4. me

5. Kenny

6. time

7. death

8. please don't kill me

These aren't fun. They don't even make me want to hunt them. These names, however, I rather enjoy.

1. [anything political] -- If you have anything political in your name, I don't care what it is. I will hunt you down. You the most entertaining of all targets.

2. SucksToBeYou -- Oh my goodness, is this always the same person? Whenever there's someone with this name on the leaderboard, he's almost always very good. He's also usually a spreadshot. And he usually kills me a lot, so the moment I see this guy on the leaderboard, I upgrade my tank to something that specifically plays against his type. Usually a Triplet. And then I go a-huntin'.

3. Sinbadx -- This is a famous player who makes YouTube videos. He's pretty good. I see a lot of people who use his name, and I think that this is disrespectful and I will try to hunt them down no matter what.

4. a black man -- Okay, this is pretty warped, but I appreciate the humor and that they're trying to make me feel guilty. The guiltier that you try to make me feel, the more I will try to kill you. The game doesn't allow the name to be long enough to read "an unarmed black man," but I've noticed that people who use this tank tend to upgrade to Annihilator and try to ram you with their recoil. Clever.

5. Jesus -- Sure, why not?

6. kill the [my tank name] -- If I'm the leader. This name obviously comes in multiple variants, depending on my tank build and how long my username is. I've had it where I was a Booster and killed maybe fifty people, and there was someone who said something like "Kill Phelps" or "Let's kill Booster."

7. Player One -- Honestly, I haven't seen this name yet, but I'm hoping to. I'll be watching the movie in less than an hour and hope to write up my review tonight.