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Swamp Strider

He screm

Granted. Too bad you won't be around to see it...

I wish that sounded more vague and threatening than it does lazy.

Granted. You die buried in a pile of chocolate.

I wish I was a crab.

Kollorak

"Prepare to get MOONED!"

(Credit for this quote)

Granted. Your foot cannot hurt if you don't have feet.

I wish I could fly.

Wait, so it it "a" from "Roodaka," or "s" from "posts?"

K well fine one for either:

Artidax

Scarabax

He was 2 Fast and 2 Furious. Except it was in Tokyo Drift.

(Thank you, Google.)

Granted. A giant drops his sword on your house. With you inside. How unfortunate.

I wish for Galidor to make a comeback.

Nireta

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

"Are you a mod or a rocker?"

"I'm a MOCer."

Amaya

Final Fantasy looks a bit different than I remember...

Izotor

Kalmah

To be continued...

*"Roundabout" by Yes plays*

Iden

Arthron

Vizuna, is that you?

Keahi

(Thanks for ruining the photo, Takua)

I'll love him, and cuddle him, and call him George!

Hey, I understood that Silmarillion reference!

Coming to steal yo girl (or some variant on that)