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  8. Franco
    1. Vampire-slaying (Die, Edward!)
    2. Drumstick (BOOM-DA-BOOM!)
    3. Swordfighting (They make fine gladiuses, you know.)
    4. Lever for gigantic catapult (Besiege your friends!)
    5. Chuck it like a javelin (Did I just peg your nose? Whoops, sorry.)
    6. Attach a message to it and shoot it near the intended reciever [if your message is not particularly...Savory, then retreat with all speed (i.e. run like cark)]
    7. Whirl it like a windmill to deflect bullets (Unfortunately, this one only works if you are starring in a highly unrealistic movie.)
    7 1/2. Write messages to aliens on the ground (Cornfields make awfully nice places to do this one.)
  9. Franco

    A Song For Aderia-Chan

    By Franco,

    Can't Hold Every Duck



    Lyrics by Pein


     
     
    I love ducks. I love every kind of duck
    I just wanna hold all of them but I can't
    Can't hold every duck
    Can't hold every duck
     
    So anyway
    I am a duck lover and I love to write
    I'm sorry-I'm thinking about ducks again!
    I really love ducks
    I’m thinking about ducks again!
    And again, and again and again and again
     
    I think about how many don’t have a bunk
    And how I should have them
    I think about how cute they are
    And how their bill and the feathers and the eyes
     
    I just love them
    And I want them
     
    And I want them in a puddle
    And I want little bow ties
     
    I just love them
    And I want them
     
    To be on a Flygon
    And in my bed
     
    And I just want us to waddle around
    (To waddle around)
    (Round)
    (Round)
     
    Sorry-I'm getting emotional.
     
    I love ducks
    I love every kind of duck
    I just want to hold all of them
    But I can’t
    Can’t hold every duck
    Can’t hug every duck
     
    So anyway
    I am a duck lover and I love to write
    I’m sorry-I’m thinking about ducks again!
     
    I really love ducks
    But I can’t hold every duck
    Can’t hold every duck
    Can’t hold every duck
  10. Franco
    I changed my name, along with my sig and avvie, again. If you're not sure what my name means now, then here's a tip: 'Soche' means seeker in Deutsch. 'Schnitt' meant 'cut', which I'm sorry for not previously translating.
     
    -Der Blitzsoche
  12. Franco

    April Fools' Day

    By Franco,

    Ugh.
     
    Although I have not recieved one prank yet that I didn't foresee, I thought several things were pranks, and only later did I realize they were not jokes, they were the horrible truth. Long story short, 25% of my social life has been nuked and only now do I realize it.
     
    So, please don't prank me. I'm sorry to let those of you down who would like to trick your favorite gullible fruit, but I don't think I can stomach it.
     
    -Der Blitzschnitt
  13. Franco

    Blitzing Is Boring

    By Franco,

    This weekend, I played six games of Chess. As you can probly surmise from the title, I blitzed my way through half of them. The other half, I'll actually blog about
     
    Game 1: Mangai (Me) V. Uncle Potato (not his real name)
     
    I open with a knight and my queen deploying, whereas he sends out his bishop and knight. Dancing around his counterpart, the knight blazes a path straight into P.'s left flank, overrunning all enemy forces there. Uncle P. simply smiles as he sends his queen plowing into my knight-
     
    -And then realizes, to his dismay, that his queen is his king (Did I mention this chess set was a Star Wars version? ). My knight, Han Solo, finally comes to a rest sacrificing himself to kill the bishop, but by this time, the damage has made its mark on P.'s forces. Now attacking with my queen and other offensive pieces, I cut a swath through the rest of his forces, and, trading a few offensive pieces for his last quality forces, force a checkmate.
     
    G2: Mangai V. Potato
     
    I open with a similar offense, bishop and queen now attacking, but he is normally better than me at the game, and it shows as my offense crumbles and falls. Though I do not lose the queen along with most of my other offensive pieces, it's game over for me when he corners the king in between Darth Vader and a hard place.
     
    G3: Mangai V. AWESOMEDADISAWESOME
     
    Another blitz-like opener with my first powerful offensive moves, Obi-Wan (the queen) and a trusty Leia (bishop) zinging across the board. Hacking holes into Dad's battle line, my forces charge in an all-out offensive. Unfortunately for me dad, he is tired and makes many mistakes, letting me gain the intitiative. Using forking moves and trading my pieces in Total War against Dad, he finally crumbles, and Darth Sidious falls to Obi-Wan, Luke, and Han Solo.
  14. Franco
    This is an entry to discuss the above movement and what people think of it now. On the first day of discussion, I posted the above. Member Hubert has expressed much interest in this movement and asked how big it would be, to which I hath replied 'the more, the merrier, but certainly a good bit upwards of 20 PCs'. It has been noted that a possible cause of said battle would be an expedition to the Kini Nui by a group of Good-aligned chars which is met by much resistance and third parties. Hubert has also suggested we hold such a fight at the start of next year, to which I replied 'seems pretty good, but would make most of my chars who would still be around unable to attend.'
     
    On the second day, I stated that there probably would be very high amounts of casualties in such a war/battle. Member JL suggested that we have a racial war between 'Good' and 'Bad' races; however, his idea has no real support thus far-especially considering a good few members of those races aren't anywhere near 'Evil' in alignment. Member Ghosthands has suggested that we instead of having a war, have a series of sieges on koros. His idea was met with support by Hubert and by myself, but on the condition from me that Pala-Koro and the School are counted as 'koros'. Member Pirok has suggested that such a war could be the series of Mystix invasions. Ghosthands also has advised to not 'make this Harry Potter book 7', which was met with overwhelming support by myself; I believe we should try to keep the school original.
     
    Discuss.
  16. Franco
    Establish forces here.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

    The Military of Mata Nui


     

    Onu-Koro Ussalry


     
    Organization
     
    Structure
     
    History
     
    Methods/Tactics
     
     
     

    Le-Koro Gukko Force


    Organization
     
    Structure
     
    History
     
    Methods/Tactics
     

    Po-Koro Footmen


     
    Organization
     
    Structure
     
    History
     
    Methods/Tactics
     

    Ta-Koro Guard


    Organization
     
    Structure
     
    History
     
    Methods/Tactics
     
     





    Ga-Koro Guard


     
     
    Organization
     
    Structure
     
    History
     
    Methods/Tactics
     

    Ko-Koro Guard


     
    Organization
     
    Structure
     
    History
     
    Methods/Tactics
  17. Franco
    Member TX Wade has posted his idea to create a toa team with members based on the Seven Heavenly Virtues that counters the Daedra. This is the entry in which to discuss said idea; therefore, I will update this one as pertinent to keep up with discussion.
     
    First Day of Discussion:
     
    It has been largely agreed upon that this team of Virtues should be more than just foils to the Daedra.
     
    TX Wade stated that this group will have a twist of some sort. To quote Parugi of Congratulations: '...A reason for being'.
     
     
    Members Hubert and Parugi have stated one or two of their characters may join. Parugi also put forth the idea that perhaps the virtuous toa team could be more out to protect the island in general as opposed to merely combatting the Daedra.
     
     
    Member Benluke-116 proposed:
    TX has vocalized his support for the general idea of the first paragraph, but also expressed he feels that this team's members should not strive for heroism. He believes they should instead try to become 'guardians'.
     
    Second Day of Discussion:
     
    TX Wade and Parugi expressed their dislike for the second of Benluke's proposals. They believe that skakdi and vortixx have certain evil or more neutral stigmas and do not fit in a 'toa team'.
     
    Toa Onarax and Zoma stated that they would like Humility and Patience, respectively. Meanwhile, Parugi specified that the character he has who may join the group could serve as either Temperance or Diligence.
     
    TX stated that he will take whichever virtue is left. He added that he is currently leaning towards Charity and Kindness.
  19. Franco

    Bziii: The Infernavika

    By Franco,

    Lohkar led the crew towards a crack in the cliffside, well hidden by vines and bushes. They passed through a short tunnel of sorts, before emerging in a sheltered cove.



    "'Ere we are, Rogues' Cove," he said. "An' that, is the Infernavika."
    A ship was anchored in the middle of the cove. It was of the galleon class, made from reddish wood, with three masts which bore many yellow-white sails. the figurehead was shaped like a bird, with wings outstretched. the word "Infernavika" was written on the left side of the prow in circular Matoran letters, and on the right in triangular Lesterin.


     
     

    The ship had three decks, the aft one bearing the wheel, and the fore one mounted with a disk-launcher, of the type used by the Gukko Force.


     
     

    Without further ado, Lohkar strode up the gangplank and jumped onto the deck.


     
     

    "Ah," he sighed. "It's good t'be back on me ship."






    -The Introduction of the Infernavika


     
     
     

    -The Infernavika-


     

    History

     

    Crew:


     
     
    Captain
    Raknar
     
    First Mate
    Gunner
     
    Second Mate
    Grochi
     
    Order Enforcer
    Grochi
     
    Disciplinarian
    Perkahn
     
    MISSILE-FIRING INCENDIARY HETMAN NOMER PIERWSZY
    The Captain Aki Rua Doomslayer the First
     
    Mechanic
    Lasinia
     
    Mechanic's Assistant
    Zmija Lys'Fagas
     
    Lookout
    Yasurek
     
    Weathermaster
    Kiox
     
    Chef
    Maiko Dansan
     
    Carpenter
    Verak
     
    Crewmen
    Song
    Moylan
    Xxeth
    Athillion
     
    Brewmaster
    Perkahn
     
    Italicized Crewmen are only in that group because their actual roles haven't been fully determined yet. Italicized positions are unofficial.
     
     

    Class: Galleon


     

    Armament:


    (1) Disk launcher-
    (2+) Cannon-
     
     

    Armor: (1) Mail-


     

    Specs:


    -Triple-masted
    -Heavy-duty fireproof sails
     
     
    Discuss the Cool [pirate] Boat and its crew here.
  20. Franco
    Discuss here. I've edited the quote to reflect changes to the group.
     
    EDIT 2:
     
     
     
     
     

    -Ussalry 7th Squadron Members-


     
    Squadron Commander
    Sulov Koskium
     
    Deputy Commander
    Kol Uskey
     
    Ussalmatoran
    Gavarm
    Rubigo
    Tarnok
     
     
    Combat Engineer
    Uyism
     
    Weapons Engineer
    Rubigo
  21. Franco

    Bzprpg: Bzi

    By Franco,

    This is an entry to discuss the Aensetr Derrum season of the BZPRPG. If I deem there to be enough support for expanding this entry to include all pre-NBZP seasons of the BZPRPG, I will do so.
     
    This is an entry in which one may discuss past seasons of the BZPRPG (excluding the nbzp).
  22. Franco

    Changing My Name

    By Franco,

    In a few weeks to "Hatter Mangai". That's why I've eradicated most of the content blocks. Prepare for a new blog, new sig, and new avvie. However, I plan to keep this for a long time, at least a few years...That is, unless I suddenly become POBZPC. That's when I'll change it to "Fearless Leader"
     
    Seriously, if I ever become POBZPC, I'll change my name to Fearless Leader. Fat chance of that happening, though...
  24. Franco
    *Pivots baseball cap so that it is turned to left on head*
     
    Yo. Wassup?
     
    So broskis, this man Pirok was all 'Bit dull to write for, [strong, fight-winning characters are] TBH' in the BZIII Discussion Topic.
     
    Then I was like, 'Yo, dawg. Don't go hatin' on The Captain's and Hau's swag, cuz they're bros to write who are real good in fights.'
     
    And I went, 'Hey, dude. Let's have a chill time on my blog talkin' about this, yeah.'
     
    So talk, peeps. And keep it k for da rules.
     
    -The Fearless Leader
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