HeavyMetalSunshineSister

Have You Ever Tried To Be Funny and Just Come Across as Bitter and Sassy?: An Autobiography

You don't even know how much cheesy nonsense I type up in here and then decide that it's too dumb for your eyes.

What are we now?

The line between trolling and just having ideas is getting a little blurry.

If I were a successful, popular musician with a long career behind me, I wouldn't do an unplugged album. No. I would do an unpugged album, in which, for the first time, my fans would get to hear my songs without me whispering "pugs" in the background, to pugs, which make a lot of weird snuffly noises back at me because they know I'm talking about them. After forty years, I would finally offer fans an escape from that. I'd whisper "dachshunds" instead.

ayy just a heads-up i'm not going to be online from Friday to Monday. Cat-sitting.

'I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.' - Lord Vetinari

A list of fun things to do on a Saturday night: Ride to the faraway mountains; Fight many goblins and trolls; Quest for the Hammer of Glory

I don't even have anything to say.

No one reads PMs from me, but on the plus side my PMs are all either me being salty about things that happened in 2003 or bicycles made of spiders.

So my old computer is broken beyond the aid of an HDMI cable, but the main storage drive appears to be undamaged. Once payday hits, I'll get a USB adapter for the drive and cross my fingers.

No matter which one of us lives, the ground we're standing on will crack and blow away.

I decided that song fundamentally Did Not Need a guitar solo.

What did I do wrong, that Youtube is recommending System of a Down to me? Who did I hurt?

I returned weeks ago, bringing no significant change whatsoever in my activity. Whoops.

I want a character with a giant boomerang, and I don't care about context.

I'm alternating between King of the Fairies by Waylander and Stronger Than You from Steven Universe. What a day to be my ears.

Hey, I have no idea if you'll ever see this. Hope you're doing well!

Scale-mail is literally the best mail. Get that chain nonsense out of here, no one has time to draw that.

Whenever I post in a topic and then nobody else does for a few days, I worry that I killed it. Like, what if my last reply was so incomprehensibly awful that no one has any words? What if no one has any words because I took them all, glued them together like some terrible third-grade art project, and used them to desecrate the very concept of language - without even knowing I was doing it?

I feel like Malekith should have danced more.

I mean, prescriptivism is a silly approach to language, but there's no need to Godwin it.

I never knew a tangerine could betray me like this.

Jethro Tull is honestly the world's most popular Rahsaan Roland Kirk tribute band

Having convenient access to things I said years ago is rather humbling.