HeavyMetalSunshineSister

Do I have the worst taste in music? Buddy. Pal. I can spend an entire day jumping between cheesy viking metal and cheesier steampunk music. What does that tell you? (Hint: It tells you yes and I love it)

The world is not fair, but we can be. The world is not just, and so we must strive to be.

You aren't a good person because you say you are. You are a good person because you behave in a manner consistent with goodness. (Defining goodness is a whole other kettle of fish, and I have neither the energy nor the desire to try right now)

The thousand injuries of some persimmon I had borne as best I could, but when he [REDACTED] I vowed to get petty.

It is true that curiosity killed the cat. What they don't tell you is that it's the dog that was curious.

Niccolo Machiavelli had a black belt in sarcasm.

This tangelo is pushing the bounds of my pleasant and sunny disposition

I have literally blasted Doom, the bonus track from Beyond the Red Mirror, for about five hours today. Still listening to it.

One of these days I'm gonna make a good decision but right now limes seem pretty fun.

Limes seemed fun until I remembered I'm too broke to afford produce. Now I feel betrayed.

I'm running out of orange produce, but I just need you to know that carrots are inherently untrustworthy.

I may be incompetent, but at least I... okay well no, I don't look good while doing it, but I sound good.

Can this random animal I plucked from a tree predict winter weather? Badly.

Swift as the River Ankh, time flows on. Though you have disembarked, your works, your legacy, the immortality of masters past, shall float on.

URGENT: Only men are allowed to be easily amused. Looking like one will not save you - the first verbal reminder of this law will ensure that you are no longer amused.

hahaha i love the little button on my profile that says "issues." not sure why it's empty, but that's okay. it can be full of lies if it wants to be full of lies.

What, Ron Glass too? Just go away already, 2016.

Conan the Barbarian, Steve Harris, and Freddie Mercury walk into a bar...

There is a saying ‘You can’t fool an honest man’ which is much quoted by people who make a profitable living by fooling honest men. - Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

Draw me like one of your French Shoggoths.

If you've been to the Cloud District lately, it's because Nazeem let you.

What were they trying to keep out? Matt Damon. And tbh I wish they'd succeeded.

I feel like either I talk too much and push everyone away, or other people are actually incredibly busy with their own lives, and don't have the time to notice that I talk too much.

Might doesn't make right, just stubborn.

Fen'harel defeated the other elven gods... with One Punch.