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Status Updates posted by HeavyMetalSunshineSister
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In other news, the FBI has just closed the case on DB Cooper. Tommy Wiseau breathes a sigh of relief.
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who needs a blog when i can just say terrible things right here. i think orange-flavored toothpaste is a great idea and you can't stop me
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I think it's funny how my neck just sort of... retracts when I'm laughing. Like, this is hilarious, I need 20% less neck now? No you fool, my ears are giving me a shoulder-rub, put that back where you found it.
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I have had it with these degenerate Creepers spawning in my house. At noon. With eight torches in the place.
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Am I wrong though? Have I spoken falsely? Of course I have, just not about this. And usually with air-quotes. Which makes it loop back around to truth.
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My impressive fortifications bring all the invading hordes to the [court]yard, because they are unaware of a few key facts regarding the relative hardness of their heads versus meter-thick stone walls.
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"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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The possibility of someone taking what I type into this box seriously is almost as worrying to me as the even more remote possibility of me one day wanting someone to take it seriously.