Katoris

@Lehvorak

YOU can tell that.

So, I decided to go North with my Bow and Arrows and a few javelins to hunt for Walruses, the expedition turned out unsuccessful, so I decided to head back, but on my way home, I heard a rustle in a woods nearby, and all of a sudden, A GIANT POLAR BEAR JUMPS OUT OF NOWHERE AND ATTACKS ME!

So I wrestled with it for a few minutes and then the polar bear begins to get the upper hand and it nicks me near the eye(you can still see the mark). In a split second when it nearly kills me, I ma...

.....naged to quickly leap back only to realize that aliens were attacking me as well; I then realized that I must....