DimensionPlant

Sell three of the shells. And get more sane and get more sense of self.

Find a chair or a table, looking down at people apparently raises sense of self.

As for sanity, i heard there are these stylish white jackets, which would look really nice on soran.

THE TIME IS NIGH! TURN INTO CTHULHU AND DESTROY PLUTO!

muhahahaha

I drop you all into a spiked pit and ask "why did it have to be spike-puns?" while looking down at you.

...why is the mask floating?

I guess i'll take it then.

my mask

Fishing? i got you bud!

*rolls d20*, 17!

Have a noble huna for your outstanding effort!

You die due to poor writing of this storie's author...

my mask!

I'm a potatoe and I defy all laws of this universe!

My mask

i put on the golden armor that magically fits me and absorb all the rahkshi's kraata to gain their power!

After that i slap you making you run away.

My mask

I break the fourth wall and kick you into real life...of a cliff.

My mask

The flash of the explosion blinds you.

I draw a mustache on your face and run off with the mask.

My mask

Because of brain damage i mistake you for the Toa Smoke Monster and proceed to repeat the action in my last post.

My Mask

"THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!"

i then kick you off the cliff.

My Mask

you know what's cooler? iced tea

my mask

I, burning-poisonous-explosive-man-cheese-thing-with-a-mace-stuck-in-my-back, hired a sentient train to run you over and bring me the mask.

My Mask

I snap your neck!

my mask

Lightning bolt! *rolls a d20*

Critical hit!

My mask!

I distract you with some delicious steak and kidney pie and run off with the mask.

My mask.

So much for originality....

My Mask

"sorry sir, but the other visitors of the theme park would like to use the shuttle craft ride, please stop trying to fly it"

After bringing you to a psychiatic hospital I take the mask for myself.

My mask

GabeN has given me a crowbar and I shall use it, on your face!

my mask

curse of undeath, i'm immune!

I eat your brain...nomnomnom

my mask

you didn't claim the mask

my mask

From the two slices of me emerge two doppelgangers because reasons.

I distract you while my doppelganger takes the mask and runs of.

Technically my mask

the bite restores me to life from being a zombie...now what?

well the sheep stick is boring after 2 post sooo.....*starts tinkering around on the sheep stick*

"aha!"

It turns into a a giant sword and I slize you in half.

my mask

I come back as a zombie!

Electirc sheep stick! Oh....the mask is now a sheep... I tell you "Toa smoke monster has replaced the mask with a sheep!"

while you run after him I take the mask...sheep...thing.

My sheep of life

"I have a seen the future! it can wait." i say as i step out of my time machine.

I then proceed to use an electric sheep stick to morph you into a sheep.

my mask