MechanicMustard

Ahahahahahahahaha

 

The intensity intensifies. Intensely.

 

I wonder how exactly the fourth wall is supposed to sit in the defendant seat.

And signing the document wouldn't be a piece of cake either... 

Nice to see a new comic by you after such a long time!  And how sturdy it that Ghidora MOC? If it isn't very sturdy you could make all these jokes where he breaks in half an- Oh, never mind. 

You read nothing back there, NOTHING!

. Now think about that. Ripping out someone's heart and trying to trade it for a couple wooden discs wouldn't really get you far. It would honestly scare away the salesman, most likely.

 

Or the salesman would sell you the disk ASAP because he fears you may turn him into currency! Why do you think you never had to barter in MNOG II? 

I sure didn't expect Loganto to pay Soran... Looks like Ghidora is a little sharper though, he didn't offer to pay anything.   So sorry Loganto, pls don't sue me! D:

 

Widgets was such an odd money.

 

Clearly the Great Being's greatest weakness was their lack of understanding capitalism.

 

Also considering many beings in the Bionicle universe had gears inside them, using widgets must have been rather... disturbing for them...

 

"Hey mate! Wanna buy a map?" "Sure! I'll give you a colon and a heart! " 

Heh. Since lawyers set their own rates this could get complicated.

Yes, this may lead to Soran not having to pay anything to lawyers.   I wonder how smart Loganto and Ghidora are... Like, the comic characters, I bet they are really nice people in real-life! xP

Now Mr. Govaki needs to come along and sue Loganto and Ghidora for going under the title Lawyer without actual knowledge. 

I don't break kneecaps. I'm a pacifist.

This needs to get in a comic now.   

Nice to see you back Soran! 

Nui-Rama: Try to eat Gali

I love it how XxGunslinger36xX appeared at the end of this series too.  ​ (Yea, I really did go back one page at a time to find the name...)

Maybe Swimmy's going to take over an Bohrok.  Or an Exo-Toa.  Or maybe the Matoran Universe.

!!! WARNING: This post contains horrid theories about evil fish harming comic makers. Read at your sanity's risk!  !!!

THAT is what happened to Soran!  Swimmy has done something to our universe! 

I assign me as the official funeral service. For I am good at these things.

Soran: "K then Loganto, now we burn the ship down with the fish in it."   Loganto: "Sorry, I'm a pacifist."

I shudder to think what kind of horrible plan Swimmy 2.0 has concocted that includes him being given a viking funeral...

Probably trying to swim away when the ship sinks... If he survives the flames.

I love how Akino is like, just standing there with his arms at his sides and (probably) monotoniously saying "pls" like that! 

Hey, Ptolemic, will you make one about a dead Swimmy 2.0 if he gets killed in Soran's comics? 

NO! Do not flush him down the toilet! He might be faking, and you know how Nemo escaped the Barber Shop...

Leraku takes the fish to the police, but he gets laughed at and kicked out. It was the most cliche thing I could think for what happens next. 

Yea, this sounds like the most expected next thing.   Swimmy 2.0 can't be forced to talk, can he?

I was 50-50 on whether you'd kill him or not. It's cool how the story all ties in together, with Leraku being in this general area beforehand and such.

 

As for how Akino even got his floaties, my only guess is that Matoran are physically stronger than humans enough that he could awkwardly hop around in the cement. Which would explain how he was already in it beforehand when he got to the dock.

Yea, I'm betting Akino just hopped to get his floaties, he seemed to hop at angles in some of the older comics, at the time when he only had one pose. 

Maybe Akino can breath underwater, but he doesn't know. Hence he sits at the bottom of the sea/lake/ocean thinking he is dead... Poor soul, may he rest in naive peace.

ACaT is gonne be continued? Or did I read something wrong? 

If so: Hey Cyrahk, have you ever thought of forging a fake contract to try and get away with eating pastries? 

Next thing you know the fish will trick Akino into poisoning people... Little does the naive Matoran know, but he is killing everyone! 

Why do people change font colors?!

Quick Give aniko power armor so he can get money. But not as we think

Hope Akino isn't getting money right now... Soran hasn't posted a comic today...   That fish might have taught Akino how to... To... Be violent!

And no, I'm not trying to pressure you Soran []

 

Quick Give aniko power armor so he can get money. But not as we think

...Who is Aniko, and is there any way to rephrase this so it makes sense?

I believe he meant Akino...  I think what he meant was: If we give Akino power armor he will get money, by using his newly taught mafia skills...

The Fish won't speak in front of "Mal" because that person is clearly affiliated with the people who hurt The Fish.

 

You can see it in Fish's eyes. In his tone of voice.. he's hurt. He's seen some things.

 

Fish's foes better beware. He's already found one of their agents.

Or maybe Akino fed it... superglue   

New Comic!

The Guardian of fire teaches you how to trample baddies wiht your trusty steed!

Mounting!

New Comic!

The ransom is left unpaid, but what awaits at the microwave?

The Guardians!