I am Dark. I am Cape. Together, I am Dark Cape. I am who I am, because of Me.<br /><br />I, Dark Cape, Me, am a person living life from the shadows. I can never see the light, as my cover gets blown. I must use an amended name, or else my enemies can find me. <br /><br />If you're an enemy reading this, depending on what I did to offend you, comments range from 'I don't care' to 'Call the number I left behind tomorow at 2pm'.<br /><br />If you were affected by the Hinckley Incident, go to Oliver D'Sa lawyers for compensation.<br /><br />If your name's Dartahk, it was Ajay. I only connected the switch. He's the one who pulled the lever.<br /><br />If you're looking for Agent Z, he's not here. Go hunt somehwere else.<br /><br />If you are Agent Z, hey dude.<br /><br />If you want to kill Agent Z, don't get me involved. Remember: No names.<br /><br />Mum: No, not 'hi'. IN FACT, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME MY TEDDY BACK?? I CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT MR SAUSAGE-BATH!!<br /><br /><br /><br />If you're wondering what happened to Makra, prove to me you're over 18 before I can tell you.<br /><br />And If you wish to make contact for sociable reasons, try Lemony Snicket before me. He's always in need of freinds.<br /><br />Dark Cape Likes:<br /><br />Cars<br />Maps<br />Cross-channel ferries (SeaFrance)<br />The Channel Tunnel (More than SeaFrance)<br />Drawing his own maps.<br />The Killers (For reasons unknown to us)<br />Artemis Fowl<br />Nicholas Angel (Sergeant Angle)<br />Jason (Bourne)<br />Percy Jackson<br />Adrian (Bus-driver)<br />Cornish Pasty<br /><br />Dark Cape Hates:<br /><br />Flying [EDIT: Tried and Tested. The Revised list now runs as follows:]<br /><br />Dark Cape Hates Airport Terminals (Gatwick & Rome Ciampino) <br />Likes: Flying [End Revision]<br /><br />Hates:<br />Bigheads<br />Pink Cars<br />Secrets<br />His Enemies<br />Chicken (unless pureed to death)<br />Windows Parental Controls
