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  17. Splashmaster

    Oh No They Didn't

    By Splashmaster,

    *Browsing Video Game news sites*
     
    Hmm... what's this article?
     

     
    *Reads*
     
    *Gasp*
     
    This is wrong! They cannot say this!
     
    JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED!
     
    *opens up Photoshop*
     
    *editeditedit*
     

     
    There. That's better!
  18. Splashmaster

    A Link To The Past

    By Splashmaster,

    Man this game is wierd.
     
    Why are Knights hiding in grass?
    Who's going around putting landmines in grass?
    Why can't you kill theives?
    Why are Zoras hostile, but the King isn't?
     
    And WHY IS LINK'S HAIR PINK.
  23. Splashmaster
    Rudolph, the #FF0000 nosed caribou...
    Had a nose that reflected ultraviolet rays into visible light....
    And if you would ever have the chance to observe it in person...
    You would even say that his nose gave off light and heat through a series of chemical reactions....
     
    Around 97.67% of the other Caribou around him...
    Used to chortle with much delight and make up insulting nicknames for him for their own amusement...
    And they would never allow the now clearly disheartened Rudolph....
    Join in any activities that they participated in....
     
    Then on one December 24th when a cloud went low to the ground...
    A man named Santa Claus (sometimes referred to by other names such as Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas or Kris Kringle) arrived to say...
    "Rudolph with your nose so bright,
    won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
     
    Then, all of the other caribou, experiencing a sudden and mysterious change of heart, stopped making fun of Rudolph and treated him in a very kind manner...
    As they raised their voices and spoke loudly but with positive intentions behind their message....
    "Rudolph, the #FF0000 nosed caribou...
    You shall clearly be a figure that will become famous and stay famous for many years to come!"
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