Who am I? Perhaps the better question is: Who are you? And: Do you really even care who I am?
Well, if you're still reading this then I guess you must have at least some strange interest in myself, just another ambiguous stranger on the internet. And since you seem so inclined, and I really have nothing to hide, I guess it can't hurt to tell you a few things that I enjoy, so that you know what to buy me for my birthday.
List of things that I may or may not define as my "interests":
Environmental Science
zoology
nature
camping
lego
science fiction
video games
fantasy
zombie apocalypses
explosions
science
magic
lightsabers
sculpture
art
randomness
improbability
birds
pasta
oceanography
life
death
biology
the universe
causing mayhem
surrealism
building stuff
ska music
kittens
food
Congratulations, you have just read a nearly meaningless list of words that may or may not actually reveal some deeper truth about myself.