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    How Did I Make This?

    By -SZ-,

    How did I make the head: LINK | LINK 2
     
    Since I don't have any pieces at my disposal right now I'd like for you guys to figure it out.
     
    This has been annoying my brain for days.
     
     
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    Poprocks And Coke

    By -SZ-,

    Wherever you go
    You know I’ll be there
    If you go far
    You know I’ll be there
    I’ll go anywhere
    So I’ll see you there
    You place the name
    You know I’ll be there
    You name the time
    You know I’ll be there
    I’ll go anywhere
    So I’ll see you there
     
    I don’t care if you don’t mind
    I’ll be there not far behind
    I will dare
    Keep in mind
    I’ll be there for you
     
    Where there’s truth
    You know I’ll be there
    Amongst the lies
    You know I’ll be there
    I’ll go anywhere
    So I’ll see you there
     
    I don’t care if you don’t mind
    I’ll be there not far behind
    I will dare
    Keep in mind
    I’ll be there for you
     
    If you should fall
    You know I’ll be there
    To catch the call
    You know I’ll be there
    I’ll go anywhere
    So I’ll see you there
     
    I don’t care if you don’t mind
    I’ll be there not far behind
    I will dare
    Keep in mind
    I don’t care
    I’ll be there for you
    I’ll be there for you
     
     
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    I can see tears filling your eyes
    And I know where they're coming from
    They're coming from a heart that's broken in two
    By what you don't see
     
    The person in the mirror
    Doesn't look like the magazine
    Oh, but when I look at you it's clear to me that...
     
    I can see the fingerprints of God
    When I look at you
    I can see the fingerprints of God
    And I know it's true
    You're a masterpiece
    That all creation quietly applauds
    And you're covered with the fingerprints of God
     
    Never has there been and never again
    Will there be another you
    Fashioned by God's hand
    And perfectly planned
    To be just who you are
     
    And what He's been creating
    Since the first beat of your heart
    Is a living breathing priceless work of art...
     
    I can see the fingerprints of God
    When I look at you
    I can see the fingerprints of God
    And I know it's true
    You're a masterpiece
    That all creation quietly applauds
    And you're covered with the fingerprints of God
     
    Just look at you
    You're a wonder in the making
    Oh, and God's not through, no
    In fact, He's just getting started...
     
    And I can see the fingerprints of God
    When I look at you
    I can see the fingerprints of God
    And I know it's true
    You're a masterpiece
    That all creation quietly applauds
    And you're covered with the fingerprints of God
     
    Fingerprints Of God - Steven Curtis Chapman
     
     
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    Now no one can pronounce my title!
     
    ...
     
    Random thought.
     
    I remember when Shine and Budnalings became members.
     
    Laugh out loud, my friends. Laugh out loud.
     
    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
     
     
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    You Know What's Sad?

    By -SZ-,

    When Arkansas-Pine Bluff represents the state of Arkansas in the NCAA Tournament.
     
    Honestly, I'm from Arkansas and I don't even know where Pine Bluff is!
     

     
    At least they have a chance to win a game... and then get smoked by Duke.
     

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    Working Class Hero

    By -SZ-,

    As soon as your born they make you feel small
    By giving you no time instead of it all
    Till the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
     
    A working class hero is something to be
    A working class hero is something to be
     
    They hurt you at home and they hit you at school
    They hate if you're clever and they despise a fool
    Till you're so ######### crazy you can't follow their rules
     
    A working class hero is something to be
    A working class hero is something to be
     
    When they've tortured and scared you for twenty odd years
    Then they expect you to pick a career
    When you can't really function you're so full of fear
    A working class hero is something to be
    A working class hero is something to be
     
    Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV,
    And you think you're so clever and you're classless and free,
    But you're still ######ing peasants as far as I can see,
     
    A working class hero is something to be
    A working class hero is something to be
     
    There's room at the top they are telling you still
    But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
    If you want to be like all the folks on the hill
     
    A working class hero is something to be
    A working class hero is something to be
    A working class hero is something to be
    A working class hero is something to be
     
    If you want to be a hero, well just follow me
    If you want to be a hero, well just follow me
     
    Working Class Hero - Green Day (John Lennon cover)
     
     
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    So, today I was riminising remenising reminising reminiscing about the olden days when I first joined BZP. When I first joined, I wanted to do the following:
     
    1) Be the most popular and bestest MOCist evar!!
     
    2) Win BotW. (Then it disappeared!! )
     
    3) Become staff and ban people! (Actually, I just wanted a larger avatar )
     
    4) Have everyone think I'm totally funny and awesome and love me.
     
    Obviously, I didn't succeed in any of these.
     
    MY LIFE IS SUCH A DISASTER!!!!!
     
    ...
     
    What were your goals? Didja achieve them?

     
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    The penguins were at war! It was all over the news.
     
    Long had they been oppressed on every side. Their women and child taken away. Their fishsticks eaten. They were made slaves, and forced to bellydance!
     
    The penguins had been growing their numbers for years. It was their time to take back their ice, to fight their oppressors.
     
    And who were these gaudy opponents who dared to suppress them?
     
    The muffins.
     
    Blueberry.
     
    ***
     
    On one cold evening in the Attic (not Arctic, this is a common misconception) the penguins and muffins met in battle. Their lines stood on two 2x4 boards with a valley of bright pink insulation between them. They were either in a large attic or they were small penguins and muffins.
     
    The two lines roared at each other for a good two hours (this was standard) before the captains of each army went out to meet each other.
     
    "Alright," said the penguin captain, "I want no funny business. I want a good, clean fight? You understand?"
     
    But the muffin captain didn't reply. This was, of course, because muffins can't speak, only roar, and roaring at a time like this seemed a tad inappropriate.
     
    The penguin captain left, a little confused, and went back to his army.
     
    "Look men," he started, "We all know why we're here. That is the enemy. And what're we hungry for?"
     
    "Fishsticks!!" shouted the army back.
     
    "No, muffins!"
     
    "Oh."
     
    There was an awkward pause.
     
    "Muffins. Yay." They cried out feebly.
     
    The penguins began their charge in the pink insulation. But the muffins remained motionless.
     
    Then suddenly, as the penguins were about to trample of the motionless muffins something strange happened. The muffins didn't looks like muffins anymore.
     
    They had legs. And teeth! Not really any arms though.
     
    Oh no! They were Tyrannosaurus Rex's!
     
    In the blink of an eye they had turned into prehistoric killing machines (or maybe scavengers, no one really knows.)
     
    What were the penguins to do? They were helpless.
     
    Well, I'll tell you.
     
    They were eaten.
     
    End of story.
     
    ***
     
    But this is not the end.
     
    For as they were eaten they too changed. And can you guess who they changed into?
     
    No, of course you can't, I'm telling the story!
     
    Collectively, the penguins, as they were being eaten alive by the new muffins-to-T-Rex's, turned into one whole Darth Vader.
     
    It was weird.
     
    Darth Vader just stood there, somehow towering above all the T-Rex's, and laughed.
     
    "MWAHAHAHA!!!" said he.
     
    He then pushed a button on his chest and all the T-Rex's disappeared.
     
    ***
     
    On a long, distant planet, the T-Rex's awoke.
     
    They were muffins again.
     
    They all sighed.
     
    "It was fun while it lasted," said one. (So they could speak after all!! )
     
    A large, vertical object walked up to them.
     
    Shrieks an shrills came from the muffins, and they cowered before it.
     
    It was a fishstick with angry eyebrows!
     
    The fishstick had a plate in his hand. He dropped it before the muffins.
     
    The muffins gasped, horrified. Some even puked.
     
    But by the look of the angry eyebrows of the fishstick, they had to eat what was on the plate, no matter what.
     
    Slowly the muffins took up their forks and knives and began eating their most loathsome food:
     
    Penguins.
     
    The End (ta-da!)
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    Who ate all the pies?!
     
    ...
     
    I finally was able to play MNOLG2 thanks to Walter, but was unable to do anything except fix the propeller with the shell, and pick up those random herbs and seaweed. I can't tell if the game is glitchy or if I'm just really bad.
     
     
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    Mata Nui Online Game

    By -SZ-,

    I just played through it for the first time in years. AMAZING. This is why I loved Bionicle so much. The mythology. The characters. And the McToran Makuta.
     
    This made me want to play MNOLG2 more than ever (since I've never played it).

    Does anyone does where I can play/download a glitch-free version of MNOLG2?
     
     
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    Steve Holt!

    By -SZ-,

    "What've we always said is the most important thing?"
     
    - "Breakfast."
     
    "Family."
     
    - "Right, family. I thought you meant of things to eat."
     
     
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    Name Change Explanation

    By -SZ-,

    Saint Jimmy's comin' down across the alleyway
    Up on the boulevard like a zip gun on parade
    Light of a silhouette
    He's insubordinate
    Coming at you on the count of 1, 2 (1, 2, 3, 4!)
     
    My name is Jimmy and you better not wear it out
    Suicide commando that your momma talked about
    King of the forty thieves
    And I'm here to represent
    The needle in the vein of the establishment
     
    I'm the patron saint of the denial
    With an angel face and a taste for suicidal
     
    Cigarettes and ramen and a little bag of dope
    I am the son of a ###### and Edgar Allen Poe
    Raised in the city under a halo of lights
    The product of war and fear that we've been victimized
     
    I'm the patron saint of the denial
    With an angel face and a taste for suicidal
     
    Are you talkin' to me?
     
    I'll give you something to cry about!
     
    SAINT JIMMY!
     
    My name is Saint Jimmy I'm a son of a gun
    I'm the one that's from the way outside
    I'm a teenage assassin executing some fun
    In the cult of the life of crime
     
    I really hate to say it but I told you so
    So shut your mouth before I shoot you down ol' boy
    Welcome to the club and give me some blood
    And the resident leader at the lost and found
     
    It's comedy and tragedy
    It's Saint Jimmy
    And that's my naaaaaaaaame
     
    ...
     
    AND DON'T WEAR IT OUT!!
     
    St. Jimmy - Green Day
     
     
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    What The

    By -SZ-,

    My control panel thingy use to say that I hadn't changed my name since January 15th, now it says the 17th.
     
    What the I don't even
     
     
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    One Of The Boys

    By -SZ-,

    I wonder what would happen if I made a Katy Perry topic in COT.
     
    Or if there already is one...
     
    EDIT: Sorry 'bout that Black Six.
     
     
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