Seriously, enough of this SINGLES AWARENESS DAY nonsense. You're not being grimdark nor edgy by proclaiming your singleness, or how you've seen the 'light' of corporate consumerist bull. You're just being obnoxious and irritating. Let the lovebirds have their day.
Well, way back in December, there was a drawing, entitled 12 Days of BZPower.
I won one of those drawings.
And Black Six just mailed them~
For the sake of pictures, I have snapped a horribly horrible webcam pic because I can't find the thing connecting my camera to the computer... might get a better one. But anyways.
(Clicka for bigga picta)
For those of you who can't see (I can barely see it, myself), the itemized report is!
A yellow Hau. Guess it's the Jaller one.
A Light-grey... Hordika arm, was it?
A black-gold swirly mix thing of an agori arm mold.
Aaannd... a black/red Strakk Helm :3
Yeesh, is it normal to get out of one feeling like utter crud?
Moreover, is it normal to wake up, completely disoriented, briefly forget where I put my glasses, and have a massive spaz out as a result of it - like, practically turning my room upside down to look for them, despite the fact that they're totally right THERE ON MY DESK
Indeed, whilst writing about the meaning of human lives for my intro to philosophy class, I was faced with a simple but ineffable fact: what was the meaning? I puzzled over this inscrutable mystery for all of five minutes, before leaving it to master Taylor to solve it by himself as I moved on to more important matters.
A mid-mid-mid life crisis. Indeed, what have I done? 'Twixt studying for science-y lectures one minute and puzzling over Lamb's Collectivist ideologies and Ryan's Objectivism the next, I had an epiphany: nothing. That epiphany was followed by an actually useful inspiration.
I will do what no man has ever done before. I will plunge into the depths of madness, walk the thin line... gaze into the abyss' smoldering eyes...
And come back.
I will seek out the origin of memes. And then, what then...? Will I slay the beast? Will I return, a humbled sage, wiser for the Hero's Ordeal?
Who knows.
Until then, what shall I pack? Here is all I have so far.
Adventurer's necessity #1
A box of scraps
Never leave home without it