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Teemaich

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  1. Teemaich
    Overhead the albatross
    Hangs motionless upon the air
    And deep beneath the rolling waves
    In labyrinths of coral caves
    An echo of a distant time
    Comes willowing across the sand
    And everything is green and submarine.
     
    And no one called us to the land
    And no one knows the where's or why's.
    Something stirs and something tries
    Starts to climb toward the light.
     
    Strangers passing in the street
    By chance two separate glances meet
    And I am you and what I see is me.
    And do I take you by the hand
    And lead you through the land
    And help me understand
    The best I can.
     
    And no one called us to the land
    And no one crosses there alive.
    No one speaks and no one tries
    No one flies around the sun....
     
    Almost everyday you fall
    Upon my waking eyes,
    Inviting and inciting me
    To rise.
    And through the window in the wall
    Come streaming in on sunlight wings
    A million bright ambassadors of morning.
     
    And no one sings me lullabyes
    And no one makes me close my eyes
    So I throw the windows wide
    And call to you across the sky....
     

  2. Teemaich
    I find it weird how so many people know how to use (and misuse) the spoiler tags, yet don't even know how to use the image tags. >_>
  3. Teemaich
    Hey
    Everyone, listen up
    Your attention, if you please
     
    We wanna give you a warning
    'Cause I found out this morning
    'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
     
    If you should get any mail with the subject "Stinky Cheese"
    Better not go taking your chances
    Under no circumstances
    Should you open it or else it will...
     
    Translate your documents into Swahili
    Make your TV record Gigli
    Neuter your pets
    And give your laundry static cling
     
    (Look out) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
    (Look out) Erase the Easter Eggs off your DVDs
    (Look out) Erase your hard drive and your backups too
    And the hard drive of anyone related to you
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
     
    Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
    It'll make your keyboard all sticky
    Give your poodle a hickey
    And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
     
    Then it will tie up your phone making crank long distance calls
    It'll set your clocks back an hour
    And start hogging the shower
    So just trash it now, or else it will...
     
    Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
    Legally change your name to Reggie
    Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
     
    (Look out) It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
    (Look out) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
    (Look out) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
    (Look out) And make you physically attracted to sheep
     
    (Look out) Steal your identity and your credit cards
    (Look out) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
    (Look out) Then cause a major rift in time and space
    And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
     
    That's right, it a...
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
    Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
     
    If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
    So, before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn
     
    Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
    Drop it in a forty three foot hole in the ground
    Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
    Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
    Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
     
    What are you waiting for?
    Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
     
    Hit... "send"... right... now
  4. Teemaich
    Now that I've actually bothered to have a closer look at the set pictures...
     

    » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «Mata Nui: While this set boasts a lot of awesome pieces, I'm not sure I really like him. The torso is the same as Onua Mistika's, which I hated due to awkward armor positioning, and the rest of his armor looks really cluttered up and takes away from his visual apperance. Lego, you can do better than that. 
    Kiina: Not the best, but very cool. Very sleek, with some cool new pieces (NEW LIMBS), and a custom torso which is very cool. Also, I love the use of Metru and light blue. =D
     
    Gelu: Probably one of my favorite canister sets from the Summer. He looks very sleek and icy, and I'm loving the use of Metus's ice shield. Also helmet is pure win.
     
    Stronius: <3 <3 <3 The only earth set that resmebles the element for years, defintely my favorite. Color scheme, parts and helmet are pure win, and I think I'm falling in love with his weapon. Sosososo buying him.
     
    Ackar: Not really that good, but still pretty spiffy. I like the new and recolored pieces, they look extremely useful for MOCing. However, not too fond on his overall design, he's pretty much a toa Inika with awesome colors and a couple of different pieces of armour. Blegh.
     
    Vastus: Oh man oh man oh man. He totally sucks, but his mask and shoulder armor pieces are absolute WANT. The absolute only reason I'd get him are for the pieces, I wish he was awesome enough to match his armor =(
     
    Overall, Summer looks alright, while not as good as the Winter Sets, the Summer Sets do provide some very nice sets, and brilliant MOCing pieces.
  5. Teemaich
    Many people have noted that I am good at solving problems, so I'm going to give helping people out here a shot.
     
    You could just post in the 'Problems you Face Today' topic, but here you can actually get away with just asking random things. =D
     
    Now go comment and stuff.
  6. Teemaich
    In the Marmalade Forest (forest)
    Between the make-believe trees
    In a cottage cheese cottage ?
    lives Albi (Albi)
    Albi (Albi)
    Albi the racist dragon
     
    Part Six
    And so, all of the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold and very scary cave. And it was so cold, and so scary in there, that Albi began to cry... dragon tears. Which as we all know, turn into jellybeans!
    Anyway, at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail, and he turned around, and who should that little hand belong to but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.
    "What are you doing here, I thought I killed you, yesterday!" grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
    "No Albi, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured" laughed the boy.
    "Why are you crying so?"
    "I'm crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into this scary cave! I think it's because I'm so racist! Get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty."
    "No Albi, it's not because of your racism that they chased you here. They chased me here too and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like you and I because... well... because we're different to them.
     
    And that made Albi cry a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all colors of the rainbow! And suddenly, he wasn't racist anymore.
     
    So they sat in the cave (the cave!)
    And ate bubblegum pie
    YUM!
    Albi
    The racist....
    Well, not anymore!
    Dragon
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