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  5. Teemaich

    Ugh

    By Teemaich,

    I absolutely hate looking back at some of my older posts. It's hard to believe that I used to be even more noobish than I am now.
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    Virus Alert

    By Teemaich,

    Hey
    Everyone, listen up
    Your attention, if you please
     
    We wanna give you a warning
    'Cause I found out this morning
    'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
     
    If you should get any mail with the subject "Stinky Cheese"
    Better not go taking your chances
    Under no circumstances
    Should you open it or else it will...
     
    Translate your documents into Swahili
    Make your TV record Gigli
    Neuter your pets
    And give your laundry static cling
     
    (Look out) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
    (Look out) Erase the Easter Eggs off your DVDs
    (Look out) Erase your hard drive and your backups too
    And the hard drive of anyone related to you
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
     
    Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
    It'll make your keyboard all sticky
    Give your poodle a hickey
    And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
     
    Then it will tie up your phone making crank long distance calls
    It'll set your clocks back an hour
    And start hogging the shower
    So just trash it now, or else it will...
     
    Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
    Legally change your name to Reggie
    Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
     
    (Look out) It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
    (Look out) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
    (Look out) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
    (Look out) And make you physically attracted to sheep
     
    (Look out) Steal your identity and your credit cards
    (Look out) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
    (Look out) Then cause a major rift in time and space
    And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
     
    That's right, it a...
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
    Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
     
    If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
    So, before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn
     
    Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
    Drop it in a forty three foot hole in the ground
    Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
    Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
     
    Virus alert!
    Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
    Forward this message on to everybody
    Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
    Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
     
    What are you waiting for?
    Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
     
    Hit... "send"... right... now
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