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  2. Nuju Metru

    Bang, Bang

    By Nuju Metru,

    There were a few songs that were voted by more than one person... and of that three-way tie, I've picked Maxwell's Silver Hammer!
     
    Joan was quizzical; Studied pataphysical
    Science in the home.
    Late nights all alone with a test tube.
    Oh, oh, oh, oh.
     
    Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine,
    Calls her on the phone.
    "Can I take you out to the pictures,
    Joa, oa, oa, oan?"
     
    But as she's getting ready to go,
    A knock comes on the door.
     
    Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
    Came down upon her head.
    Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
    Made sure that she was dead.
     
    Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again.
    Teacher gets annoyed.
    Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
    Sce, e, e, ene,
     
    She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away,
    So he waits behind
    Writing fifty times "I must not be
    So, o, o, o.."
     
    But when she turns her back on the boy,
    He creeps up from behind.
     
    Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
    Came down upon her head.
    Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer
    Made sure that she was dead.
     
    P. C. Thirty-one said, "We've caught a dirty one."
    Maxwell stands alone
    Painting testimonial pictures.
    Oh, oh, oh, oh.
     
    Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery
    Say he must go free
    (Maxwell must go free)
    The judge does not agree and he tells them
    So, o, o, o.
     
    But as the words are leaving his lips,
    A noise comes from behind.
     
    Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
    Came down upon his head.
    Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer
    Made sure that he was dead.
     
    Silver Hammer Ma, a, an.
     
    -John
  4. Nuju Metru
    I've deduced that the best things to have handy at a play rehearsal where you and a bunch of other people aren't in any of the musical numbers being practiced, are:
     
    -Some money for the soda machine
    -A box of questions form the game Trivial Pursuit
    -A few Macbooks with internet access
    -Cellphones
     
    ...
     
    It was awesome.
     
    -Nuju Metru
     
     
     
  5. Nuju Metru

    Beatleness!

    By Nuju Metru,

    Help, I need somebody,
    Help, not just anybody,
    Help, you know I need someone,
    Help!
     
    When I was younger, so much younger than today,
    I never need in anybody's help in anyway.
    But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
    Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.
     
    Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
    And I do appreciate you being 'round.
    Help me get my feet back on the ground,
    Won't you please, please help me?
     
    And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
    My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
    But every now and then I feel so insecure,
    I know that I just need you like, I've never done before.
     
    Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
    And I do appreciate you being 'round.
    Help me get my feet back on the ground,
    Won't you please, please help me?
     
    When I was younger, so much younger than today,
    I never need in anybody's help in anyway.
    But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
    Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors.
     
    Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
    And i do appreciate you being 'round.
    Help me get my feet back on the ground,
    Won't you please, please help me?
    Help me,
    Help me,
    Ooooooo.
     
    -Nuju Metru
     
     
  8. Nuju Metru

    Beatles Blogs...

    By Nuju Metru,

    Is it just me, or are there too many Beatle-related blogs coming about? Can't buy me love, Revolution, Sgt. Peppers, what next? (NOTE: I love the beatles, i just think the abundance in blogs bearing the name of one of their songs is an overused Idea.)
     
    -Nuju Metru
  9. Nuju Metru

    Beatles Club Meeting

    By Nuju Metru,

    Help! I need somebody,
    Help! not just anybody,
    Help! you know I need someone,
    Help!
     
    I feel like the Club is lacking something. I don't know what it is, but I feel we need more than just the Song of the Week. Therefore, I'm calling a meeting for all BZeatles to help me with ideas.
     
    This entry is for Club members only, any other comments will be deleted.
     
    -John
  11. Nuju Metru

    Beatles Medley

    By Nuju Metru,

    Another Talent Show rehearsal today. I got to see the acts for the first time, and one of them was about twenty-some girls singing a Beatles medley, featuring songs like "Hey Jude," "Here comes the Sun" and "Yesterday." Actually kind of good.
     
    (Plus, the girl I like was in it.)
     
    Thought it my Beatles duty to tell y'all about that medley.
     
    -John
  12. Nuju Metru

    Belated

    By Nuju Metru,

    SotW, that is. Kudos to Ghost Rider for reminding me.
     
    Therefore, in his honor, I'm doing the song of his choice; Rocky Raccoon.
     
    Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
    There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
    And one day his woman ran off with another guy
    Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
    He said I'm gonna get that boy
    So one day he walked into town
    Booked himself a room in the local saloon.
     
    Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
    Only to find Gideon's bible
    Rocky had come equipped with a gun
    To shoot off the legs of his rival
    His rival it seems had broken his dreams
    By stealing the girl of his fancy.
    Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
    But everyone knew her as Nancy.
    Now she and her man who called himself Dan
    Were in the next room at the hoe down
    Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
    He said Danny boy this is a showdown
    But Daniel was hot-he drew first and shot
    And Rocky collapsed in the corner.
     
    Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
    And proceeded to lie on the table
    He said Rocky you met your match
    And Rocky said, Doc it's only a scratch
    And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able.
     
    Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
    Only to find Gideon's bible
    A Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
    To help with good Rocky's revival.
     
    -John
     
     
  15. Nuju Metru
    Two performances. Tons of friends. Tons of food. Tons of fun. Tons of musicals. Tons of MOCing. Tons of listening to music. Tons of family in town. Tons of corn on the cob and watermelon. Tons of chillin. Tons of memories. Only one more week of school. Only one more HW assignment to complete.
     
    And I feel very happy.
     
    -Nuju Metru
  18. Nuju Metru
    A little look at the beginnings of my entry. A few things to note;
     
    -Yes, he has no legs. That will be fixed. XD
    -The silver hands are only here until I stop being lazy and yank black fingers and white claws off of some sets.
    -The waist is much to thin, yep. That is being worked on.
    -His torso is similar to my Uhuraz's, because I felt it was a cool and good design that would fit him well.
    -Picture quality sucks because I wasn't trying for good pictures, and I took these things late.
     
    I'd appreciate all sorts of commentary, preferably constructive stuff.
     
    -Nuju Metru
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