Chaotic Being

Granted, but you can only fly upwards and nothing else. You fly into orbit and suffocate.

I wish I could possess people's minds.

This site is still breathing? Color me the best kind of surprised.

Seriously, it's great to be back. BIONICLE was such a huge part of my childhood, it's one of the few things I can't see in a cynical light.

In BZP's "prime" or whatever, I was incredibly active and ended-up doing a lot of writing. Unsurprisingly, nothing of note. I was fairly terrible then, so I can only hope I've grown less terrible over the years.

I'm really glad I decided to visit out of pure nostalgia; I might not have heard about the reboot otherwise!

Granted. Unfortunately, your power affects you as well, permanently freezing time.

I wish I could create wealth from nothing.

Your wish is granted, but they are of such poor quality that you cannot hear anything.

I wish that computer parts could be cleaned with copious amounts of water.

Now you have too many things you wish to wish for, and you can't choose.

I wish I was alive.

People who defend irredeemably awful things.

Toast.

Dawn of War II: Retribution. The Last Stand is hard as nails (or I suck, which is more likely).

Probably sob in the corner, like most days.

Honestly, I would probably just break out all my old sets and play with them again, maybe take some photos.

DJ Pon-3 busy being SO SMALL.

Melodrama.Do you prefer pepper on your minions?

Because your keyboard has acquired a taste for discord.Is discord tasty?

The world would end in a massive explosion of Fezes.Am I lying?

Because I'm watching you... Why am I watching you?

Darn, Sisterhooves Social can't get here soon enough.

Because Raccoons are secretly rave cookies, and so they are spicy and good for removing cancerous tumors on one's nose. Why should everything become rainbows and bunnies?