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  1. Bitter Cold

    [fear][/fear]

    By Bitter Cold,

    I have to be in a family picture tomorrow.
     
    Family pictures suck.
     
    Especially with my family.
     
    Plus the only shirt I have without a picture or sarcasm on it is a sweater. Blech.
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    If I Were A Woman

    By Bitter Cold,

    Inspired by Wrack's entry..where is it...here we go.
     
    Don't take this too seriously. It's spontaneous. =P
     
    I'd be exactly as tall as I actually am, that being.. *too lazy to measure* ..five foot two or something similar. I'd have blonde hair, but I'd dye it blue. I'd totally ignore people just for fun. I'd have a fanny pack instead of a purse, and inside it I would keep things like: a comb, a taser, a small telescope, pens in various colors, spare underclothes, a tight sports bra, contact lenses in various colors, false moustaches in various colors, glasses in a protective case, flimsy shoes that look like loafers, a thin-fabric men's suit folded into a small cardboard box, blank name tags, at least one wig, a false licence plate cover, an eyepatch, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in a plastic box. My pack would have a lock on it, and the key would be inside my earring. I would generally wear subdued colors and sandals. My clothing would be scarce. I would wear small swimsuits whenever possible, regardless of the weather unless it was winter, in which case I would wear a trenchcoat and boots. My figure would be ridiculously on the 'ideal' side. When I walked by, men would drop things, women would stare, and televisions would lose signal. I would eat while walking, and disappear at mealtimes to swim or walk around in secluded places. I wouldn't drink coffee or alcohol, or smoke, or drive. I would ride a motorcycle. My motorcycle would be brown, with no decals save for a small orange 'BC' over the rear wheel. All chrome parts would be sanded and painted black. The engine would be custom-made to be on one side. The other side would be mainly hollow. The cover over that part would be on a hinge, and when lifted, I could store my sniper rifle there in one piece. The barrel of my rifle would resemble an exhaust pipe, and when attached to my bike, would be unnoticeable to anyone except myself. The part of my rifle hidden by the motorcycle would be painted orange and blue. It would have a foldable stand attached to it for portability, and a case for bullets on the side. It would have a spring-loaded knife in the handle, activated by pushing the trigger forwards. I would be trained in all kinds of martial arts, and dance.
     
    I would be a sniper, a baker, and a footwear model.
  6. Bitter Cold

    Song

    By Bitter Cold,

    Memories come soon
    Like opening the wounds
    I'm picking me apart again.
    You all assume
    I'm safe here in my room
    Unless I try to start again
    I don't want to be the one
    The battles always choose
    'Cause inside I realize
    I'm the one confused.
     
    I don't know what's worth fighting for
    Or why I have to scream.
    I don't know why I instigate
    And say what I don't mean.
    I don't know how I got this way
    I know it's not alright
    So I'm breaking the habit
    I'm breaking the habit tonight.
     
    Clutching my cure
    I tightly lock the door
    I try to catch my breath again.
    I heard much more
    Than any time before
    I have no options left again
    I don't want to be the one
    The battles always choose
    'Cause inside I realize
    I'm the one confused.
     
    I don't know what's worth fighting for
    Or why I have to scream.
    I don't know why I instigate
    And say what I don't mean.
    I don't know how I got this way
    I'll never be all right
    So I'm breaking the habit
    I'm breaking the habit tonight.
     
    I'll paint it on the walls
    'Cause I'm the one at fault
    I'll never fight again
    And this is how it ends
     
    I don't know what's worth fighting for
    Or why I have to scream.
    I don't know why I instigate
    And say what I don't mean.
    I don't know how I got this way
    I'll never be all right
    So I'm breaking the habit
    I'm breaking the habit
    I'm breaking the habit tonight.
  7. Bitter Cold

    Macy's Day Parade

    By Bitter Cold,

    I'm really not watching it, but it's on in the other room, and I have two things to say:
     
    1) PIKACHU BALLOON IS AWESOME
     
    2) RICK ASTLEY!!
     
    Three things!
     
    3) Why did he go on the FHFIF float?! I don't get it. I guess they payed him pretty good, but seriously I can't believe somebody else didn't realize the incredible RickRoll potential of having him on their float in the Macy's Parade. I would have liked to see him on a float about something that doesn't air on the Disney channel, for crying out loud. [/rant]
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    New Comic Artist?

    By Bitter Cold,

    It's not the Latest News link though...
     
    ..Anyway, I think it kind of takes away from the comic, to change the artist so often. But whatever.
     
    That guy sure draws a lot of women. =P
     
    I think I might use the TTGL theme song for my BBC entry. If I end up using the Ganmen. I might make something else.
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    Ow!

    By Bitter Cold,

    If you never see me again, I died.
     
    WHAT IS GOING ON?
     
    I'm getting these short, shooting pains near my ribcage. It's like "AH WHAT WAS THAT" but then I feel fine. And then it happens again. But then I feel fine.
     
    My paranoia says I probably have an undiagnosed heart disease, or cancer, or there are assassins shooting me with tiny poisoned darts on strings and then pulling them out.
     
    If I die, tell ____ I love her.
     
     
     
    Oh yeah, and the school computer filter says STOP when it blocks something. As if it stopping you..didn't work..but you wouldn't see it if it didn't work..umm...
  13. Bitter Cold

    Gah! My Time!

    By Bitter Cold,

    We had an assembly thing outside in the cold, about some folks I don't know from banks and crud, building an all-weather track for our school. Our current track is mud - I mean dirt, and so it kinda sucks. So, in order to get a new one, we apparently needed to sit outside for about 45 minutes and cut a ribbon with giant scissors.
     
    They didn't have a ribbon set up, they just got one out and cut it. It was pointless.
     
    Anyway, there's a lot of entries in BBC51 already. Wow. And they're all grey Toa. =\
     
    You should click on the entry below this one.
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    Bbc51

    By Bitter Cold,

    I wonder.
     
    I think my song will either be:
     
    Revolution - Verona Grove
    Everything is All Right - Motion City Soundtrack
    Mr. Roboto - Styx
    Dancing With Myself - Generation X
    Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    OWNED
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    Stuffz

    By Bitter Cold,

    I have a whole $20 to buy Christmas gifts with. =\
    In other news: I have a tripod! This is awesome, at least to me.
    Also, I discovered Yahoo! chat, so..liek if you want to chat then yeah
    And now, to go browse topics and forums I'd never click on normally!
  19. Bitter Cold

    Gah!

    By Bitter Cold,

    My stupid scanner!
     
    I guess I'll leave it alone for the night, and maybe in the morning it'll actually have the scan job complete.
  23. Bitter Cold

    Hey

    By Bitter Cold,

    Why do people say "plox"?
     
    Also, seriously. Have you ever heard anyone say "Whoa, Jaller is awesome, but I'm kidding." ? No, you haven't. But people seem to need to clarify that they're being serious. "Jaller is seriously awesome." I think that's kind of broken.
     
    Also also: I don't care what your BZclock says, it's 11:00 here.
     
    Also also also: America needs to get off the stupid system of measurements we use. Switch to SI!
     
    The Spanish Inquisition system of measurements!
     
    Weight: Nonexpectations (ne)
    Distance: Cushions, abbreviated 'c.' A cushion is the distance from one corner of a Soft Cushion to an adjacent corner.
    Volume: Cubic Cushions (cc).
    Time: 100 Fears in one Surprise, 100 Surprises in one Ruthless Efficiency (RE). 100 REs in a day; 50 from sunrise to sunset, and 50 from sunset to sunrise.
    Loudness: Noones (NO). A noone is the exact loudness of the "No one" part of the phrase "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
    And no Daylight Savings Time.
  24. Bitter Cold

    What

    By Bitter Cold,

    What was I going to blog about...
     
    I don't know.
     
    Read bonesiii's poem.
     
    Umm..
     
    ...
     
    Oh yeah, and random thought: I think I might be attractive. I can't judge, because I'm not terribly narcissistic or gay, but I've a brilliant power of deduction.. =P
  25. Bitter Cold

    Wootation

    By Bitter Cold,

    I gots my class ring. =D
     
    But..it feels all weird to wear it..
     
    BUT ANYWAY
     
    I've gathered you here to point out that I've entered Distored's SC#2, with an entry hardly seen by anyone.
     

     
    So vote for me or whatever.
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