Vinylstep

Ah, but I wanted to be the filler post.

Darn it, Blade.

According to iBrow, the First Round should be up momentarily. Now to you, iBrow.

... Wait... I'm getting a confirmation that he is no longer called iBrow on here, but Freelancer Tex. Anyways, here's to you, Tex.

"Hmm, time to look through ye ol' Comedies section... Wait a second, there's a comedy by iBrow that he totally hasn't put me up at gunpoint to read! Let's check it out!"

Seriously, though, it feels strange to have read your comedies since the days of Vultraz's Diner and to see you come back full circle to end it all.

It was fairly short but well-paced, it was nice to see that your choice of characters has also come back full-circle to where you began, and I'm starting to tear up a bit due to all of the nostalgia.

Maybe this isn't the most flashy writing that you've done, but it feels right for your decision.

Admittedly it's rather sad that not many people from the older days of your comedy writing career are around on BZP anymore to read this and some of us rarely have the time to come on here (*coughcough*) to say farewell to your comedy writing career, but I'm glad to have been nearby through much of it and look forward to your future endeavors.

- Fake hair, everywhere -

Hmm... Honestly now I'm kind-of wondering if this will be my last post as a living role, or if the whole "iBrow, Constructman died already and for some reason you're still counting him" thing isn't going to apply...Either way, at least the civilians have the dete... the ... You know, this isn't looking so good, I'll be honest.

Killing the Medic or the Engineer seems pretty ridiculous...-Teezy

Wow, for once other people actually read what I wrote. Also I apologize in advance if I sound rude but... As to the 'Hat' thing, I'm aware that the classes have hats as default but I mainly meant that, seeing as TF2 is commonly associated with them that there might be some sort-of joke placed somewhere in the scenes. That was mostly it.To the 'evidence', I mainly meant that comment for proof from the scenes themselves which would be harder to potentially fake. I'm not saying anything on anyone's guilt or innocence or saying that the PM was a fake or not, but even if JL or someone else might a cultist I don't believe that we can exactly execute them yet anyways, so even if they might be we're going to have to wait a bit before we can do anything. ... Also it doesn't sound well when one goes onto a rant on the guilt of someone else, it makes it sound as though you're trying to get people away from yourself. Just saying.

Though this first round could've probably turned out better, fortunately we didn't lose the Medic, Enginer, or Detective, so that's better than what is could be (with condolences to the deceased). Besides, in the later rounds we might get a bit of evidence leading to who the Cultists might be, so hopefully this can go according to plan.... Still wondering about that lack of hats, though.

Hmm... JL is starting to make this game a little more interesting. He could just be trying to distract everyone from someone or something else, trying to get himself killed, or just messing with everyone's heads. By the way, although I'm a citizen I'd probably think this even if my role was different. Honestly we should just keep an eye out for stuff like this, and the Engineer and Medic seriously need to try and find the Detective, and fast too. ... Okay, that was obvious, but I believe that I made my point... I think, I don't quite know.

Well, after reading through some of the comments and gathering my thoughts, I only have this to say: "We're all going to die. That is all." Good luck everyone, I hope that you do well and that the Medic doesn't sleep on the job this game (Medic who slept on the job the 1st Mafia Fortress game) and let's see what's in store. ... Also, what's with the lack of hats? Really.

I'm indecisive, so I might as well should go ahead and divide the categories up some more..Best Projectile weapon: Probably the Zamor launcher. Liked the Skyblaster but it was so darn heavy.Best Melee weapon(s): Kopaka Mata's Ice Sword, Tarix's blades, and Lewa Phantoka's swordWorst Projectile Weapon: ... It's the squid launchers.Worst Melee weapon: Onewa's... hook ... things... (Don't worry, I know what they actually are.)

The last Lego set I got was Breakout Furno.

... I will never, ever trust iBrow again. Ever. Let's just say that even if I had voted, it apparently wouldn't count due to our wonderful game host, who seriously wanted the multi-execution. Seriously. Never again.

I have a lot of stuff coming up, but considering how much I've been nagged wanting to play, I suppose I could join. The spot doesn't really matter.

It's been a long while since I've done any reviews (or really even posted on here) so I can tell already that I'm rusty and apologize if this isn't up to par with how I've done in the past, but seeing as a certain author who made this comedy has been somehow managing to hold me at gunpoint a lot recently I suppose I don't have much of an option in the matter, now do I?Also, seeing as this was a rather short chapter I may or may not go through and detail it a bit. Am I? "I have no idea!"... Nah, I am.Note 1: "Friendship is Magic, Part 1" ... In case anyone else missed that in the title, you're noticing it now. Congradulations.Note 2: "Nex: Hey Breez! How come you were busy over the weekend?Breez: Oh, you wouldn’t want to know..." ... That right there is a sign that things will not end well. Keep note of this. The next time you hear this... RUN. ... I'm not even joking here. RUN.Note 3: "Hahli: Lucky you. My boy friend prospects won’t even consider the show.Hewkii: Why, who are your prospects? Jaller?Hahli: No, he’s a wimp! Furno!Breez: Oh my gosh! You like Furno?Hahli: ...yeah...Breez: Oh my gosh! That is so adorable!Nex: JUST TELL ME WHAT THE SHOW IS!" ... I'm not sure on how to respond to iBrow's attempt at girl conversation. I really don't know.Note 4: "Breez: It’s called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and-Nex: Never mind! I don’t want to watch it! Goodbye!" ... And then it begins.Note 5:"Nex: Furno! You’re back already?!Furno: It’s been like three weeks. You should be asking yourself why I wasn’t back already.Nex: There’s no time!" ... Nice. Note 6:"Rocka: I’m gonna love and tolerate you to death buddy! Gimme a squeeze!Furno: NO!! I DON’T LIKE YOU THIS WAY!!Tahu: FURNO, TO THE OFFICE! ONLY I SPEAK IN ALL CAPS LOCK!Furno: Rocka is assaulting me!Tahu: He’s hugging you, wimp. Now scram!" ... Always count on Tahu to punish Furno no matter what he does. Nicely done, Tahu. Sun Tzu would be proud.Note 7:"Furno: Alright everyone, welcome to the first official “Anti-Brony Association” meeting, or the ABA for short.Nex: Nice acronym.Furno: Thanks. I pride myself on them- even my name is an acronym!Makuta: Your name is an acronym? Now I truly understand the depths of how lame Hero Factory really is.Furno: We’re not lame, and yes, my name is an acronym. “Fire Up a Raven’s Nonsensical Organ”.Makuta: ...Nex: ...Makuta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" ... Saw it coming. Nevertheless, that is just nice.Note 8:"Furno: Alright. So now we must come up with our first plan of action against the bronies, which will occur tomorrow during the school hours.Makuta: We could send a brony to the Void.Furno: ...if we weren’t united by this common cause, I would send YOU to the Void, Makuta.Makuta: Meh." Woah. Everyone look out, we have a cool dude here and his name is Makuta.Note 9:"Furno: Hey Nex, how come you cut off Steam Chat last night?Nex: What do you mean?Furno: You were still online, but you just said you had to go and then started playing Team Fortress 2 with Hahli and some of them... some bronies.Nex: Well... you know... I like to play Team Fortress 2...." Now, pay attention closely here. This is approximately where Nex' plan begins to fall apart. Let's go on a little further, shall we?Note 10:"Furno: Did you know that I changed my Steam name last night and joined your server under the name “My Little Pony Is Bad Decimal Two Point One” last night?Nex: ...Furno: And that I discovered you weren’t just playing with bronies, but you were on a brony server? And not only that, but none of you were attacking, but rather standing around and chatting?Nex: ...I can... I can explain...." ... Hear that? Yes, that is the sound of his plan falling apart. Nicely done.Note 11:"Nex: You... you wouldn’t.Furno: Oh no? Meltdown, if you would please.Meltdown: Here you go.Nex: NO! DON’T DO IT!Furno: Take this!*K-tsh*Nex: ARGH! A TICKLE WHIP! WHAT THE HECK?!" ... This quote is just... Very nice. Very much so.Note 12:"Breez: ...Mazeka: Um... Furno... she looks mad.Furno: Uh oh. I might have to cut Nex’s punishment short.Makuta: Nonsense non-bro! In this cause you and I are united, and thus I will carry on shall you be forced to depart!" Oh, Makuta. Probably only you wouldn't notice the inevitable pain train coming your way too. ... Just like Aqua Magna...Note 13:"Breez: Furno, you have three seconds to start running and stop tickling my boyfriend into the Void before I kill you.Furno: Ha! Whatever happened to love and tolerance?Breez: How do you think I’m planning to kill you?Furno: Oh dear." ... This is a even better quote. Seriously. ... This quote makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.But seriously, this was done pretty nicely and still fits with your usual style, while bringing in a few references that are used well. Admittedly a little more detail would be nice, but I can see the second part of this coming out well, and hope for the best.Also, sorry about being rusty. It's been awhile. Night, everyone.

I have to admit that this one is actually kind-of tempting...But seriously, if this is just prep. for April Fools, I look forward to the actual thing. Should be fun.

It hasn't taken over TvT, TvT is just on an... extended hiatus.

Just so you know, Sonu said the exact same thing before he left forever.-MT

Toa Onua Nuva as a Valentine's present from my Mom back in 2003. Unfortunately I wasn't really into Lego Bricks at the time, and took him apart and put the parts back in his canister. Years later when I finally got into Bionicle, some of his pieces were missing and I felt terrible but used what I had in my MOCs. For years I felt terrible about losing those pieces and wanted to do what I could to get him back.Then a few months ago I ordered the pieces I needed (actually for only about $15) and finally re-built him and i've been happy with that decision ever since.(And my first set that I bought was Toa Onewa back in '04).

... Well, this is interesting. I had been hoping that we could go for a multi-hanging here and end it quickly, but everybody seems so set on Toarobot. But for all of the people who want to get to the next Mafia game, if we all want to get to it, maybe it would be better to go for a multi-hanging here.Anyways, for now i'm just going to go with Jl1223 X. I doubt that anybody's going to read this anyways, so that's all I have to say.

Meeeeeeh.I guess that ironman is cult leader.

Suspects in Attempted Kidnapping:-ironman197

Hang my corpse please.

Well, this worked out nicely. Saved from the Cult, birthday was yesterday, and getting to condemn someone. Pretty nice. Anyways, my vote goes on Elemental Ussal. Yep, only a matter of time now... Only a matter of time.

... This is going to be hilarious to see how many people vote for Kohrak Kal. I also await to see if Squishy is going to suddenly change his vote again.But i'll vote for him too. Why waste a possible innocent versus condeming a confirmed cultist? ... Well, I suppose there might be the possibiliy of 2 cultists, but I doubt that.

My mind is basically fried right now from a lack of sleep, and I have no real idea on what to do, so I might as well should null on the Pyro case. Also, I think I might just leave the cultist one blank.Ugh... Must.. get sleep! ...

... Now I feel silly about even suggesting Portalfig in the first place. .. I feel even more silly now that so many people agreed with what I had to say too. But, while we do certainly have less suspects, it is a shame that innocent villagers were lynched. Yes, we still have a mystery on our hands, and hopefully all of the cultuists will be lynched... .. Okay, that was dark even by my standards. None the less. Sorry about that, Portalfig. Hopefully your death will be avenged.