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Hello. Pohatu here. Speaking from some time in the near future, where everything is good, there's no evil and there's nothing for us Toa to do any more. So we now live in a giant mansion with five swimming pools and a Jacuzzi and a pony farm and lots of stuff like that. And I must say, we kinda get bored. Hence I sneakily invited Phovos in so she can make a comedy out of all this. Pohatu? Who are you whisper-speaking to? Oh, just no one. Is that the Toa-kill-eating being who writes those annoying-bad comedies in funny-strange colours? Er, yeah. Oh okay then. This does not annoy-bother me. Alrighty then. I am going to sneak-watch Gali, she is swim-diving in the pools. You could just join her, you know. I can't swim. Learn. It's not hard. Especially when you can make yourself float. That is a smart-good idea! And he's gone. Anyway, I ought to point out that, since we're all so bored, I've gotten into the habit of stealing diaries. Phovos taught me everything. And since Gali gets through about five diaries a week, I've got loads of material. Ah, my fine gentleman of a brother! Pohatu, how art thou? Fine thanks. Can I ask, how long will you be doing this strange 'posh gentleman' thing for? How long is a piece of string, my dearest sibling? Erm... No one knows! That is the answer, my friend! Onua! Are you Still DOING that STUPID act?!? Why, yes, dearest Fire Spitter! Well, stop it! It's Stupid! And I LOVE putting RandOm capital Letters everywhere! Why am I DOING that?!? And you've reached your quota of quotation marks... Get LOST, Pohatu! Important TIMES are Ahead! Oh? Interesting! Indeed! And NOW I am going to WALK AWAY for no REASON! Glad he is gone. Ah, Kopaka! How wonderful it is to see you once more! Did you enjoy your peace and quiet up in your tower? Yes. You alright, bro? Indeed. I just came down for a glass of soda. I shall accompany you, dear Kopaka! I'd rather be left alone, thank you. Nonsense! Allow me to open the door for you! Erm... Come! ... Yeah... I think we've all gone a tad crazy... Help. Come on, Kopaka! The fridge awaits! I'M coming TOO! I want some COFFEE! Okay then... ... ... And I'm alone again. ...
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