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I'M INSANE WITH ANGER!! [SZ]
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Fruity Oaty Bars Make a man out of a mouse Fruity Oaty Bars Make you burst out of your blouse Eat them all the time Let them blow your mind WOW! (Random Chinese guy) Fruity Oaty Bars Fruity Oaty Bars [SZ]
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Oh, well imagine, As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, And I can't help but to hear, No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words. "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" Says a bridesmaid to a waiter. "Oh yes, but what a shame, What a shame, The poor groom's bride is a...Shh!" -SZ-
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ISN'T IT OBVIOUS Think about the resemblances: >Same faces(from what I can tell) >Almost identical beards >Both are mad geniuses bent on universal domination Apparently Doctor Breen is an alias that Billy Mays goes by after being appointed Earth's administrator by the combine. Of course, his hair has grayed a bit, and he's not as loud when he's on TV. HERE IS TIMELINE: 1998:Black Mesa incident happens and Junk. Billy Mays is Black Mesa's CEO, and goes by Wallace Breen to avoid gaining attention to himself. It is interesting to note that Black Mesa Laboratories is where Oxi Clean and other products Billy Mays advertises were developed. 2010: Combine take over Earth, more junk happens. Billy Mays/ Doctor Breen negotiates Earth's surrender; negotiating that Oxi Clean can be implemented as a source of fuel, as well as throwing in the promise of having Earth turned entirely into cyborgs for use as slaves and soldiers as an unexpected bonus. Being how he is, he used his convincing "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. YOU MUST BUY PRODUCT, BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE" approach, which the Combine Empire could simply not resist. 2017: Combine begins depleting Earth's natural resources to produce Oxi Clean for their clean-burning Oxi Clean powered machinery. By this time Breen/Billy Mays understands that "SCREAMING AT EVERYONE OH HI GAIZ" does not work for brainwashing civilians, and imitating Big Brother, and resorts to a more calm approach. 2030: Doctor Gordon Freeman PhD(actual inventor of Oxi Clean) comes outta nowhere and causes havoc, mass rebellion, etc. against the Combine and Wallace/Billy, causing Billy Mays/DR. Breen to eventually be killed when the Combine Citadel's Reactor blows up (due to Gordon crowbaring it to death, despite a Gravity Gun being used in the game), and he dies. THE END So yeah, there you have it. Scary, huh? THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE -Ngakunui
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...if everyone in the world ran simultaneously in one direction if we could speed up/slow down the earth's rotation. -SZ-
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zomg another English word Penguining, [verb] Etymology: combination of “penguin”(a particular subspecies of flightless birds native to the southern hemisphere), and English “-ing” suffix. The term is derived from how penguins are so commonly found in popular culture due to silly, and arguably charming things they do in nature that are of little to no value to those adoring them. Definition: 1: To be popular, become popular, or act in a way that will make one popular by way of silly, clumsy, charming, or cute methods: to act silly and adorable as to attract attention. “My pet cat keeps penguining, and becoming increasingly adored by our visitors.” “Many popular terms and phenomena have become popular by penguining across the internets.” 2: To huddle into a group to keep warm, as a group of penguins. “The campers kept penguining as to not die from the -140 degree Fahrenheit temperature.” 3: To bob-sled around on the belly, usually on a snowy, or icy terrain. “I went penguining down the hill because I lacked skis.” 4:To imitate the actions of a penguin Came up with this yesterday, and couldn't post it until just now due to problems with the server dying and stuff. -Ngakunui
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"Every time you say 'Happy Holidays' an elf dies." Neal Boortz said that. Also, next time you even THINK of saying that... phrase I'm alluding to, just save people the trouble of wondering what holiday you celebrate, and say something specific relating to whatever holiday you may celebrate... if any at all. Really, I'm not offended by people saying "Merry(HOLIDAY NAME HERE)!" if it's not one I celebrate. Besides, hardly anybody celebrates Festivus, anyway. ... MERRY FESTIVUS, -Ngakunui P.S.: I still think Frank Costanza was a genius. Same goes for Cosmo Kramer.
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You are all weirdos. -SZ-