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My sig links to the archive version of The Krika Show. However, I will begin posting up all of the episodes again. Please note that some will be heavily outdated, as they are years old.IntroductionKrika: Hello everyone, *sigh* Welcome to my new Talk Show. Where I basically do multiple activities…including an “Ask Krika” column, interviews with your favorite Bionicle…erm…people, and anything else I can come up with! I’m your host, with some other people helping me. Guys?Stars Rahkshi: Hai guyz! I’m Krika’s son, Stars Rahkshi!Krika: That’s supposed to be a secret, you cool dude!SR: Oh….sorry!Chirox: *sigh* And I thought Rahkshi were supposed to be as intelligent as their creators. Hello, subordinates! I am Krika’s assistant for this…depressing show, and I look forward to seeing you all BOW TO ME!!!Krika: *ahem*Chirox: Oh, I mean, have a wonderful time!Krika: So, to begin, I will have an Ask column! Yay!*cricket chirps*K: And you people wonder why I cry! *sobs, and bursts into tears*C: Ugh! First question!“Dear Krika,I’m sorry for killing you back in the story! Will you forgive me?-Gorast”Krika: Oh Gorast, we were purely acting! I mean, none of it really matters right?*hears the weeping of a thousand Krika fan boys in the background*SR: Actually, dad, it’s worse than we thought!Krika: Oh….*burst into tears* Next question!“Krika,Your incompetence is of no benefit to me; therefore, I will no longer finance your show, or support it in any way shape or form! Good day to you sir!-Teridax”Chirox: But, that’s not a-Teridax *voice booming from all sides* I SAID GOOD DAY!Krika: Great! Now with no funds, where will the show go? What am I going to do? Why is life so hard for me?! *burst into tears once more*SR: He keeps this up, he’ll go ghost!Chirox: Whoa, whoa whoa. No Danny Phantom references, it is bad taste! Well guys, I believe this is the end, since we’ve gone over the word count! Tune in for more-Krika *screams* NO! I’m the host of the show, so I end it! ME!!! *ahem* So tune in next time to “The Krika Show”, and enjoy a joyous time…because you never know when your comrades might betray you, or your species will lead themselves to destruction, or your leader will make you explode! *he cries***End of introduction.
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