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Haha, so I lied. Maybe. Hey, it's still July 3 PST! My College Education (Just My Imagination, the Cranberries) There is a game I like to play I like to hit the frats on Friday nights Lose my head until Monday Sometimes classes get stowed But I'm living for the party scene Living not for a 4.0 My college education My college education My college education This is My college education My college education My college education This is You know, some classes are okay Like underwater basket weaving But calculus you must be kidding I'll skip them anyway I've always preferred pool balls on my table And of course my dorm must have good cable My college education My college education My college education This is My college education My college education My college education This is Now it is time to graduate With a degree in God-only-knows-what Probably not cum laude And now I've got these loans How am I supposed to pay these things off Maybe have to hock my CDs Expensive education Expensive education Expensive education This is Expensive education Expensive education Expensive education This is...(etc.)
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In Which Numerous Knockoffs Are Listed
Arpy posted a blog entry in And Now For Something Completely Different
Alas, being out of college for the summer has drastically diminished my productivity, creativity, and time on the computer in one, and the prospect of further parodies seems quite unlikely. So to wrap up, here's my list of works in progress. Some of them are no more than titles, some of them I'd quite like to finish, but here they are regardless: BZP Lovers (Back in Black, AC/DC) Parody City (Paradise City, Guns'n'Roses) Yes I Am Still Alive (I Can't Drive Fifty-Five, Sammy Hagar/Portal mashup?) Donor of a Frozen Heart (guess ) -
Talkin’ On My iPhone (Knockin' On Heaven's Door, Bob Dylan) Hey man, take this app off of here I can't use it anymore. Gettin’ tired of charging my battery I’m getting sick of talkin’ on my iPhone Talk, talk, talkin’ on my iPhone Talk, talk, talkin’ on my iPhone Talk, talk, talkin’ on my iPhone Talk, talk, talkin’ on my iPhone Hey man, there’s no wireless around I can't Google anymore Apple is just enslaving me I’m getting sick of talkin’ on my iPhone Talk, talk, talkin’ on my iPhone Talk, talk, talkin’ on my iPhone Talk, talk, talkin’ on my iPhone Talk, talk, talkin’ on my iPhone
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I Ate My Peas (I Kissed a Girl, Katy Perry) This was never the way I planned Not my intention My mother was bugging me Lost my discretion It's not what I'm used to But I'll just try them once I'm curious, for them, What do they taste like? I ate my peas And I liked it The taste of those round green veggies I ate my peas Just to try it I hope my pet dog don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean they're my new delight I ate my peas And I liked it (I liked it) No, I don't always eat my food It doesn't matter Peas are experimental game Are they denatured? It's not what veggies do Not how they ought to taste My mouth gets so confused Hard to obey I ate my peas And I liked it The taste of those round green veggies I ate my peas Just to try it I hope my pet dog don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean they're my new delight I ate my peas And I liked it (I liked it) Those peas they seem so magical Green skin, soft guts, so edible Hard to resist, so fallible Too good to deny it At least it’s not Vegemite I ate my peas And I liked it The taste of those round green veggies I ate my peas Just to try it I hope my pet dog don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean they're my new delight I ate my peas And I liked it (I liked it)
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Eating Some Ice Cream (Running Down a Dream, Tom Petty) Looked in the freezer today, saw all the shelves Stacked two or three high, full of cartons Time went by, I was still deciding The exact flavors I would like Yeah, eatin’ some ice cream Butter pecan praline Wolfin’ down some strawberry Don’t need any bowl for me Eatin' some ice cream I had my spoon, stainless steel and unbreakable Grabbed another tub, lemon lime You know I think my appetite’s insatiable But cookie dough is mighty fine Yeah, eatin’ some ice cream Butter pecan praline Wolfin’ down some strawberry Don’t need any bowl for me Eatin' some ice cream Ice cream’s so good it blows my mind I dislocate my jaw, to make more room I’m sitting here, having Rocky Road Maybe making a Neapolitan tomb Yeah, eatin’ some ice cream Butter pecan praline Wolfin’ down some strawberry Don’t need any bowl for me Eatin' some ice cream Unhealthy appetites are bad for you.
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Harry Potter Helped Me On The Sat!
Arpy posted a blog entry in And Now For Something Completely Different
Well technically, it was Hermione. But the series, you know... Anyway, here is a parody scrap which I am unlikely to finish: You’ve got to take the function’s derivative Eliminate any constants Watch for discontinuities And don’t mess with that Gottfried Liebnitz I think I was really reaching there. -
We Will Bohrok You (We Will Rock You, Queen) Nuhvok you’re a Bohrok with a Krana Sayin’ chikt-chikt-chikt gonna tear down some stuff today There’s mud on your faceplate You’re doin’ great Kickin’ Tohunga all over the place We will just Bohrok you We will just Bohrok you Nuhvok you’re a swarm player team player Got your handshields gonna take on a Toa someday You got Krana for brains You’re doin’ great Makin’ your tunnels all over the place We will just Bohrok you We will just Bohrok you Hey there it’s a Ga-Koronan Pleadin’ with her eyes but you got to clean this guy’s face There’s mud on your faceplate You’re doin’ great Kickin’ Tohunga all over the place We will just Bohrok you We will just Bohrok you We will just Bohrok you We will just Bohrok you We will just Bohrok you We will just Bohrok you I might do We Are the Champions later. We shall see.
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Welcome to PARODAISICAL PIMPIN’, home hub for ANFS(C/L)D’s participation in the Pimp My Blog contest! The theme for this blog, in this contest? Parodies. I may not be musically minded, but when a man has the same birthday as popular parody musician Weird Al Yankovic, he has to take action. I am such a man, and I have taken such action. Parodies are a great way of making sad songs funny, funny songs hilarious, and songs with lots of swearing more G-rated. I can’t guarantee that I’ll actually do any of those, of course, but it’s the thought that counts. Right? Anyway, I’ll be posting home-cooked, trans-fat free parody lyrics (written by myself, natch) for the rest of the entry period, and maybe put up some artwork if [A] I can figure out how to relate the theme to art and if I can get the time to actually make said art. But I can guarantee the parody lyrics. This entry serves as the central gathering point for those songs and any related material I can pull out of my hat. Which is a lumberjack hat, by the way. Oh yes. Below you will find the parodies, along with the original song and artist(s). Parodies thus far: I Ate My Peas (I Kissed a Girl, Katy Perry) We Will Bohrok You (We Will Rock You, Queen) Eating Some Ice Cream (Running Down a Dream, Tom Petty) Talkin' on my iPhone (Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Bob Dylan) My College Education (Just My Imagination, The Cranberries)