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*Starts singing Weird Al's "The White Stuff"* Last Thursday, I was at my not-so-local Dollar Tree, and I noticed some Limited Edition Oreo Dulce de Leche Caramel Creme. It's chocolate and caramel, so I figured they were worth a try; after all, it was only $1. And it's Oreo... Oreo! Let's just say, I'm glad they were only $1, and as I told my family, "They should stay limited." I don't really care for them, but every so often, I still find myself eating them. It's something to eat; although, the caramel creme comes off a lot quicker than regular... now I want regular. ©1984-2006 Toaraga EAM
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I now have a dream to ride every roller coaster known to man, two known to monkeys, and one known to a Tibetan grasshopper named Carl. Okay, I made that last part up... the grasshopper's named Steve; Carl is his cricket friend. Anyway, as you know if you've been paying attention, I live in Texas, home of the original Six Flags: each representing a country who has "ruled" over my state: Spain, France, Mexico, US, Confederacy, and Texas. (Yes, we were our own country once.) But I'm not writing a history lesson: I'm writing about something that's happening at Six Flags Over Texas; it's an annual event called "Fright Fest." Though when my family and I went, it was about as comparable to a dog's barking at night: more annoying than frightening. Those haunted houses were a joke, at any rate. But I digress. This year, they're doing something different, a promotion that I dare say is GROSS. To get to ride the Titan (probably the best coaster I've ridden on) ahead of the lines, one can eat a Madagascar cockroach. (I don't care how sterile the environment is or what they feed it, that's just "EWW!") Wouldn't that be like eating a lot before going on a ride: you can do it, but it's not recommended. Frankly, if I had a list of things I would never do to get onto a roller coaster, something like this would be at the top. The only time I've ever had an insect was when I swallowed a gnat, and believe me, that wasn't intentional. ©1984-2006 Toaraga EAM
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I have not been to my state fair in years, but each year, I hear about some other food substance that is being fried. There's ice cream, Snickers, green beans, mac & cheese, and now I'm even hearing about Coke. My stomach hurts now from the thought of all that fried stuff; is there anything consumable they won't try frying? ©1984-2006 Toaraga EAM