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Kakaru: I have no idea what just happened Janus: You think I do? Kakaru: *shorgs* Janus: Don't you shoggoth your shoulders at me young man. Janus: Why in my days we'd Cthulhu to our elders like you were expected to! Kakaru: *bloats into a multi-eyed mass of indescribable color and form* Kakaru: yes dad Janus: MUCH better. Janus: Now go drive the neighbours beyond insanity like a good boy. Kakaru: well fine Kakaru: but only because I want to Janus: Don't you sass me young man, or we are not going to Ry'leh for the holidays! Kakaru: WELL ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE PLANNING ON GOING BEYOND THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS THIS SUMMER ANYWAYS SO SEE IF I CARE Kakaru: *storms off into unfathomable space* Janus: YOU'D BETTER NOT BE HANGING OUT WITH THAT HERBERT WEST FELLOW AGAIN! Kakaru: GODS DAD Kakaru: HE ONLY REANIMATES CADAVERS ON THE WEEKENDS Kakaru: HE'S VERY RESPONSIBLE Janus: I DON'T CARE. THE DEAD SHOULD STAY DEAD, BECAUSE INSANITY IS LIFE'S NATURAL WAY. Kakaru: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID TO THAT GUY IN DUNWICH YESTERDAY Janus: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. GET ME MY NECRONOMICON AND I'LL SHOW EXACTLY WHAT THE LAWS ARE. Kakaru: THAT OLD BOOK AGAIN COME ON DAD Janus: HEY, YOU RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEN AGAIN I WOULDN'T EXPECT SOMEONE WHO SHOGGOTHS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT A REAL CTHULHU SHOULD BE. Kakaru: UGH CAN WE NOT HAVE THIS DISCUSSION AGAIN Kakaru: NOBODY EVEN REMEMBERS THE ELDER-RITES OF NYARLATHOTEP FROM BEYOND THE NILE TODAY