Search the Community
Showing results for tags 'i never watched the'.
Found 1 result
-
Le-wahi's a great place. It's full of good cheer, absolutely fantastic fruit, and horrible Rahi that will eat your mask. So it wasn't too farfetched to expect that our wayward heroes and the protagonists of this piece, Jaller and Takua, were enjoying their stroll through the swamps, covering in muck and Fikou Spider eggs that were likely to hatch at any moment. Oh yes, they were doing so all while accompanied by a swarm of cute and fuzzy (and definitely not hostile) Nui-Rama! "TAKUA THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Listen to those screams of exhilaration! Aren't they just enjoying themselves? "I didn't mean to disturb the- MATA NUI THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY FACE!" Yep, they're definitely having a lot of fun. Why, they've even been joined by a new friend! Look at those deadly pincers! And those razor-sharp teeth! Their new friend is the very essence of a cuddly Fikou Spider, one of the most infamous Rahi of the jungle region. Only recently-hatched, and it's already taken to seeing Takua as its parent. Watch it express its love through its cute li'l chomps! "JALLER GET IT OFF!" Takua must really like the li'l guy. He's cheering pretty loudly. However, any sentiments that our Pakari-wearing Av-Matoran Ta-Matoran may have felt towards the newborn spider were not exactly shared by the Nui-Rama swarm that accompanied he and his friend. It's truly depressing that even such noble, elegant and Ihu-murdering creatures would stoop to such casual racism, seeing the child as little more than scum. Or maybe it's jealousy. Which I can totally get behind. How shall these insects respond to the presence of the Fikou, I wonder? How shall they win back Takua's love? One of the bugs shot forth. Jaller screamed. In a manner expected of a Guard Captain, of course. Definitely not like Macku after she found out that Hahli had been storing dead Tarakava babies in her cupboard. It was a gravelly, manly scream. Like the scream of Kaiser Wilhelm from the film Drums of the Distant Battlefields. I do believe that was the name. But anyway! Jaller screamed as the Nui-Rama launched a horrifying attack on the Fikou Spider, dislodging it from Takua's face! It fell into the swamp. The swarm followed. The Fikou Spider died. Alas. ADDENDUM: NOT A SERIOUS PIECE OF WORK. NO SERIOUSLY. NOT SERIOUS.
