BBBBalta Posted November 4, 2013 Share Posted November 4, 2013 That feelWhenYou’re hanging in the airFree fallingAnd there’s likeWind or air or something I don’t knowHitting your faceAnd like there’s water beneath you or somethingAnd it’s like rushing closer I guess?Oh and by the way you’re Nick CageAnd you just jumped off a boatBecause you’re actually Ben GatesAndYou stole the Declaration of Independence but got caughtWhy’d you use a credit card NickWHY That feelWhenYou strike the water with all the grace of a rhino in a classy antique storeThat’s on a fancy street with a dumb French nameBecause you’re Nick CageNick Cage is always classy That feelWhenYou can’t see anything and you don’t know where you areBecause you’re in the freaking Hudson River that thing’s got more pollution thanSomething with a lot of pollutionAnd you’re likeDrowningBut Nick Cage never drowns because Nick Cage cannot dieExcept if the bees get to himBut there’s no bees here because bees don’t like waterAnd you’reYou knowUnderwater That feelWhenSome cool dude working for your enemy grabs you because he can see somehowAnd swims twenty feet away and surfacesAnd somehow the two dozen helicopters don’t see himSo that’s cool you guess That feelWhenHe’s like “Welcome to New Jersey Ben”And you’re like “My name’s not Ben it’s Nick and I don’t want to be in New Jersey”But you don’t really have a choiceBut hey at least you got rid of those tools from the FBIWhat’s their deal anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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