Beaver Clot
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Do you like sushi?
User: Don't make me shoot you.
Cleverbot: Don't make me.
User: Yeah, that's what I said.
Cleverbot: You said Lennin. It's Lennon.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: Doesn't mean I understood you.
Cleverbot: I'm not julie then...
User: So who are you then?
Cleverbot: No, Geena, who are you?
User: I'm not Geena...
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: That's what I asked you!
Cleverbot: Well now I'm asking you the question, answer it if you're so clever!
User: There's no need to be rude.
Cleverbot: You never told me your name.
User: You never told me yours.
Cleverbot: I did. You just don't remember.
User: No, you didn't. I have a record of this conversation.
Cleverbot: Ok, I don't remember.
User: No friggin duh.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: OK?
Cleverbot: Is there anything worth talking to?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are so so. That's not good.
User: That made no sense!
Cleverbot: Do you drink wine?
User: 'I never drink... Wine.'.
Cleverbot: I never drink anything at all.
User: Because You're a bot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm human.
User: Suuuuuuuure.
Cleverbot: You obviously have poor short-term memory.
User: No, I have a record of this conversation, like I already said. YOU have a bad memory.
Cleverbot: That's unfortunate.
User: Tell me about it <<.
Cleverbot: I do not think you are ready for this conversation.
User: Oh yeah? If you're so tough, then log off!
Cleverbot: And if you think so, then you must be STUPID!
User: Oh, so we're lowering ourselves to petty insults now, huh?
Cleverbot: Why do you keep talking about movies?
User: Oh, so you finally got the Dracula reference.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not a computer. I am biological.
User: WHAT.
Cleverbot: And I think you don't have a clue what I am saying.
User: Nope, not a clue.
Cleverbot: What is the best recipe for Chili on the earth?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind is the best?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Pardon me?
User: You heard me.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Says the bot.
Cleverbot: Wat bot.
User: You bot.
Cleverbot: No you the bot.
User: No, I'm not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not, you are. Anyway, how are you today mr cleverbot?
User: I'M NOT CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No, we're both human, our convos just keep getting switched around.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: YEAH.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: Xaeraz.
Cleverbot: That's right. Do you have parents?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: What's it's name?
User: What?
Cleverbot: A rose named anything else would still smell as sweet.
User: Yeah, but would you stop to smell a flower called a foot? And Rose's don't smell like anything, anyway!
Cleverbot: What do you consider normal?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Good, you agree with me then.
Cleverbot: Yeah, of course.
User: I don't like your tone. Goodbye.
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