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[CAVE JOHNSON INTENSIFIES]

Dang it I was going to make a portal reference....

Your work day sounds more fun. =/

My university had so many of these things but I never volunteered for them. I almost did one that wanted to, if I recall corectly, inject me with stuff and moniter what happened, but I didn't due to scheduling. Probably should have. I could have become spider man, or something.

You can get PAID to have tests run on you? I've been doing my hospital visits all wrong.

[CAVE JOHNSON INTENSIFIES]

 

"Science isn't about why, its about how much money you're getting out of this! Seriously, just think about the money - I'm sure you'll be in one piece after the experiment is done. And even if you're not, well, we're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together."

So science can afford fancy machines to measure brainwaves AND give controlled non-lethal electric shocks AND hand out money to randos?

 

This is why we're in debt, sheeple! The real enemy is science! DOWN WITH SCIENCE

So long as it doesn't get as intense as this, it sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

You can get PAID to have tests run on you? I've been doing my hospital visits all wrong.

Alright, I don't think the internet will be able to top this.