Entry posted by Jean Valjean
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There are certain movies that you simply cannot make sequels to. I can only imagine how bad these sequels would be.
Titanic 2: I once looked up Titanic on Google Image search and found a parody poster of this. Hardly any description is needed to advance the humor of this ridiculous idea. Although the poster did include the catch phrase "Jack is Back".
Schindler's List 2: The Alternative History of Minor Events that are Minutia Compared the Main Event: If it's a really good and noble movie about actual and powerful real events, common sense dictates that you're going to look really stupid trying to do a follow-up.
It's A Wonderful Life 2: Let's Give George Baily Another Inspirational Lesson That Makes the Original One Seem Insufficient: Hey, it ended happily enough that I'm not wondering about his life afterword.
Twilight Extravaganza: It's not that the original was so good that nothing could be added to it. Sometimes something is simply so bad that it shouldn't be continued.
The Princess Bride 2: Unless the Sicilian was genius enough to fake his death the whole time, I don't want anything shattering my childish fantasy that lovers can live happily ever after.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the Title After It Has Already Gone Around the Entire World and Hit You in the Back of the Head Because It Is So Long: Peter Jackson had a lot of guts to pull off as many of the endings depicted in the book as possible. Let it not be in vain.
Star Wars Saga #2: This Time Without Darth Vader: And can you imagine trying to pull it off with all those various Star Wars books out there? Not a chance.
The Lion King 2: Wait, they already did that...What have they done?
Your Honor,
Emperor Kraggh
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