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Drinking habanero sauce from the bottle

Jean Valjean

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:kaukau: So, I recently decided with my latest visit to Buffalo Wild Wings to just straight-up buy a whole bottle of their Mango Habanero Sauce. I also told a former Army Ranger who hates spice to to never leave his food unattended. If he does, it will end up tasting like habanero. And I want him to know that it was me who did it so that he doesn't take it out on someone else. He nodded and said, "Thank you for letting me know ahead of time so I know exactly whose ******* to whoop." A friend of mine asked me what would happen if he bought some of the sauce and slipped it into the Chinese takeout, and I said that I would still take credit for it.

 

Meanwhile, I'm putting together plans. I'm not really into drinking games, since I don't drink, but I'm figuring that I might drink a straight shot of the sauce ever time "______" happens in a movie. Eventually, after enough of these drinking games, I should be able to drink straight from the bottle, which is the ultimate goal. I'll need to find a movie that makes for a good drinking game, to start with. Do people have any suggestions for a "good" time?

 

Also, unfortunately I can't find their old Scorpion Rum anywhere. It's a pity. I heard that it was next level.

 

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JAG18

(I know it's not a movie, but I've always wanted to make this joke).  Watch any Melanie Martinez interview and take a shot every time she uses the word "like"; if you do this with alcohol you'll be drunk in 30 seconds and dead in about five minutes. 

 

Or watch "Edge of Tomorrow" and take a shot after every respawn, that could work too. 

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Jean Valjean

:kaukau: I think I'll pass on Melanie Martinez.  But I haven't seen Edge of Tomorrow yet and have been told that it's pretty good, so I might as well give that one a shot (pun may or may not have been intended).

 

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