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Me: "Could I have a plain cheeseburger?"

Serving-person: "Okay, no cheese?"

Me "... I said plain cheeseburger."

Serving-person: "But do you want cheese?"

Me: "I'll have a plain burger, with cheese."

Two Minutes Later:

Me: "Hi, I ordered a plain burger with cheese, but you didn't give me any cheese. Could I have some, please?"

Serving-person: "Do you want that on the burger?"

 

- Austin Powers

(McDonald's, 9:00 A.M.)

 

Recording: Good Morning. Welcome to McDonald's. Please order when your ready.

Customer: ...

Customer 30 seconds later:...

Me: I can serve you whenever you're ready.

Customer: ABOUT TIME! I'd like two McDoubles and two fries.

Me: I'm sorry, we don't start start lunch until 10:30 A.M.

Customer: *yells expletive at the top of their lungs in the speaker and drives off*

 

Yeah, for every bum order taker in the world, there are 100 dumb customers.