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It Is Time To Shred Some Light On My Identity...


Jedi Master J.

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As mention a few times in this blog and through my username here, I am a Jedi Master. But that isn't the only thing, I am. I am also a member of the Godzilla species. Yes, I know this sound strange as my people had never been portrayal as having any intelligence, so me on computer don't make much sense.

 

Well, I just happen to be a Godzilla, who was born with natural intelligence to humanoid being. And I have yet to reach my grow sprout to be around fifty feet tall. So far, I have just remained 5'7", which is strange for my kind. Now that out of the way, another question will surely arise in wonderment of how the Jedi Council would take in a Godzilla to learn the force.

 

But this simple to answer as a blood scan was done, when I was infant Godzilla, shown I have a strong will to use the force and thusly the council took me in as an attend to change the normal outlook to my species. I would rise in the ranks of the Jedi as I learn there and I eventually become a Jedi Master at the age of 14.

 

At the commend of one of the Grand Masters of the council, I was told to build a Jedi Temple of my own in this region to record everything that occur here. So, I did and here, I am. That's my story. Thanks for listening.

 

This is all fiction and a joke. I hope you enjoy it.

 

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Hmm...

 

Where does JTT fit in this?

 

~AA

I am lost. What is JTT? Explain that and then I can answer.

 

You can shred light? That's a bit impressive.

Yeah, Takanuva taught me how to do it. Expect I had to use my inner light to do it as I lack an element.

 

I hate Godzilla. :)

*tries to eat you...fails upon realizing metal don't taste too good*

 

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