I'm surprised of the quality of my work, considering most of it was written at 1:30 in the morning a few nights ago.
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I'm surprised of the quality of my work, considering most of it was written at 1:30 in the morning a few nights ago.
Year One is on hiatus.
No, before you react one way or another, it is not canceled. It will never be canceled. The recent BZPower downtime gave me time to reflect on how ineffective the topic was becoming. I also now realize that I'll have to be more directly involved with a lot more than I'd anticipated. (Not like this is a bad thing.)
For the next month, or the next several, I'll continue to refine my skills in game-making, scripting, and 3D modeling, and I hope that the others involved with Year One will do so as well. When the topic is relaunched, the project will be much more streamlined.
Blogarithm Contest #1: Strange PMs!
Objective: Come up with the a bizarre PM.
Contest Period: October 8-10, 2009
Winners: -Toa Lhikevikk-, HercuLesss, ChocolateFrogs, and Mesonak
Blogarithm Contest #2: Subtitles!
Objective: Come up with a subtitle for Blogarithm.
Contest Period: October 22-25, 2009
Winner: Jonah Falcon
Blogarithm Contest #3: Home Improvement!
Objective: Come up with a concept for an improvement to BZP.
Contest Period: August 27-September 4, 2010
Entries: none (contest canceled)
Blogarithm Contest #4: Fresh Salad!
Objective: Build a MOC that integrates a fruit or vegetable.
Contest Period: January 1-February 29, 2012
Winner: Sparkytron's Dr. Bananabot
Blogarithm Contest #5: Biographical!
Objective: Write Sumiki's staff biography.
Contest Period: June 15-23, 2012
Blogarithm Contest #6: Topic Closed!
Objective: Create a hilarious topic-closing post.
Contest Period: September 19-26, 2012
Winner: Lego Obsessionist
Blogarithm Contest #7: The Wisdom of Sumiki!
Objective: Guess the nature of Sumiki's surreal status updates.
Contest Period: January 4-15, 2014
Nidman's Amusing Approval
Blue Dragon's self-proclaimed small approval
VB's creepy approval
Brickeens' Text-Bubbly Approval
if I still approved blogs, this would get you an approval
Bitter Cold's Wishful-Thinking Approval
You know,If I actually knew how to make approoovals, this wouldn't just get you one,but TWO!
Porky Pig's Doubled-Up Approval
Taka Nuvia's Clever Approval
Cherixon's Tree-and-Scanline Approval
Toa Spirit's Calvin-and-Hobbes Approval
Ran Yakumo's Guitar Approval
Ran Yakumo's Second Approval
Ran Yakumo's Third & Updated Approval
You have an approval. Use this text to mark it until I actully make a good image.
Unit#phntk#1's Text Approval
Ran Yakumo's Fourth Approval
this is getting to the point of utter ridiculousness
As an added bonus, if you have a funny quote, you can comment here with it.
Yo dawg, I herd u liek currency, so I SHOOP DA WOOPed over 9000 photos from my flash drive onto the intertubes so Ceiling Cat can watch you LOL WUT while you can haz Delicious Cake in your base.
Of course it would be impossible: you'd die and be transported back in time into another dimension. It'd ruin your whole day.
Ignika, Vahi, Olmak. Combination would be powerful. Probably impossible to wield.
The wonderful thing about SPIRITs
Is SPIRITs are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about SPIRITs
Is I'm the only one
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm the only one
Duplicate topic locked in basement.
This is a game I see.
'Twas not approved by me.
I will close lickity.
Yes I am a physicist. Currently I am making a nuclear reactor so I can hold the world for ransom and eventually be foiled by some international secret agent.
I appeal this topic to a higher court. To Sets we go!
And to the talkety-back thing they go.
Question answered, *gunshots* *thud* topic closed.
*lazily points to link in quote*
Topic nuked. *BOOM*
any and all complaints about this member can be promptly stuffed into this tennis ball shooter, which will then promptly stuff them where they belong ^.^
If I were a goat, I'd eat so many pencils
If I were a goat, I'd eat plastic stencils
If I were a goat, I'd eat a whole mall
If I were a goat... I'd eat it all!
Smeag has his own company? So what is that, like Smeagol Co. : fine makers of jams and confections since 1901?
Our server crawled into its own belly button for a couple of hours tonight, but thanks to the efforts of the staff at our hosting facility, we're back up and running.
...but I confess to getting the willies thinking of a Vahki hawking a Kanoka loogie.
Yo dawg I herd you liek apps so we put in app in your iPhone that lets you look for apps for your iPhone while you're in an app on your iPhone
Omg Niki WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT D:
Or perhaps darken down?
DARKEN DOWN EVERYONE!!!
Vastus: Oh geez. It's fail in plastic form. Mask is ugly, shoulder armor is waaaht, flipped torso is ugly, and that Inika armor on his stomach makes him look fat. Scythe is want, though.
Kiina: Oh, look, it's Mr. Fail-In-Plastic-Form's wife, Mrs. Fail-In-Plastic-Form. And she's even more fail than he is! Ugly mask, and way too skinny. Is LEGO promoting anorexia or something!?
the Sand Stalker, or Spiriah. I mean, seriosly, what is this, some deranged mutant frog?
ur both porideage
*Steals wallet while your confuzzeled*
giv me bak my walet u porridge
i r not an porridge, u pandfa pudding.
You might want to get that looked at. I've heard that once you start hiccuping "Oinks," then a tail should follow.
As far as I know, everyone here [at BZPower] is human.
Topic attached to ill-fated jaywalker.
do you luv me
no but my cat does
well tell ur cat i luv it too
Let's celebrate with these completely forgettable Star Wars (mis)quotes:
"You don't know the power of the MOC side."
"You lied to me. You said there'd be cake. You ate my cake."
"No, I am your cake."
©1984-2009 Toaraga EAM
Oh so it's that for looks? Thanks. I think the topic can be closed now.
I hate Inika
I hate Avtoran legs
I hate '08 sets
I hate red and blue pegs
I hate the whole world
It's such an awful place
And so on and so forth...
Omigosh, one more year and you'll be twenty!
And if that's not enough, in another year you'll be twenty one!
And furthermore, next comes, of all things -- twenty two!
But first you've got to be nineteen, and make sure it's the best nineteenth year of your life!
And of course...
What strikes ME is the sheer flashy impracticality of a sword shaped like water or fire.
Practicality is irrelevant if your sword looks cool.
He looks like Keetongu and Roodaka's distant cousin, Keetrononguroo...
That meat stick was the greatest I have ever tasted
And you eat a great deal of these "meat sticks"?
Back in elementary school, they were sold on fridays
TBH they weren't bad, not like slim jims or other nasty meat products
Slimjims suck. They taste like shoelaces and give you Diarrhea.
What's scary is that you capitalized it.
what is this iron man thing and why is it making this forum's stupidity rate jump?
Tahu woke up in the morning and went to the bathroom. When he used his toilet paper it wraped around him and turned into a ninja outfit. c
That was...that was beautiful.
*wipes tear from eye*
Topic closed. It's going to be difficult to resist pinning this.
Food does that.
Kex. Seeing as it means "Biscuit" in Hungarian, its hard succumbing to a chuckle when seeing a FL called Biscuit prowling the forums.
I'm lobbying for to be the new spinnie.
Sumiki and ~SK~ '09.
But Katie's blog isn't ooorange
EVERYONE LET'S GO TO TMH'S TWITTER AND SPAM IT WITH WALRUSES
ha lock'd my tweets >
twitter does not work for meh anymoar soooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
did u brake it
i msut hav or som1 else mai hav idunolawlolawl
it must hav been kt! !!!!
lets go violence him!!1!11!!
lets throw novelty items at her! !!!
To me, Mata Nui will always be a sleeping rock. There's just something so friendly and lovable about a sleeping rock...
New MADU-FLAVORED PEPSI!!
He's the lord of all strangeness. - Ignika: Nerd of Life
How awesome is Sumiki on a scale of 1 to 10? - Waffles
42. - Black Six
[He's] the king of wierd, the prince of practicality, the duke of durr! - Daiker
Sumiki is magic. - Cholie
Sumiki says, "Do I creeeeeeep you out?" Yes, he does. - Waffles
Sumiki is a nub. He's cool, but he's still a nub. - Ran Yakumo
"What is a Sumiki?" You may ask. But the answer to that is still unknown, even to the Sumiki itself. - Daiker
Ah, Sumiki. - Electric Turahk
LISTEN TO SUMIKI - Cholie
Sumiki is best snickerdoodle. - Takuma Nuva
BZPower = Sumiki + McSmeag + B6. And Hahli Husky. - Vorex
What's a Sumi? Does it taste good? - Janus
I would have thought Sumiki wanted to reincarnate as a farm animal. - Kraggh
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH - Kakaru
Sumiki: the horse_ebooks of bzp - VampireBohrok
Everything relates to Sumiki. No really, everything. - Daiker
He's in worse mental condition than I thought. - Obsessionist
I'm just wondering why I'm looking at some cat dancing ... I suppose the answer would simply be "Sumiki." - Brickeens
I was like a beast, screaming through the mind of Sumiki at the speed of sound. I.. I wasn't strong enough to stop myself. What I saw was the end of infinity, through which one can see the beginning of time, and I will never be the same. - Portalfig
I imagine the 13th Doctor will be rather like Sumiki, at the rate we're going. - rahkshi guurahk
I was quite sure Sumiki had another set of arms stashed somewhere. - Bfahome
Note to future self: don’t try to predict Sumiki, he’s unpredictable. - Voltex
Let's be honest, I would totally have picked my main man Sumiki to lead my goose-stepping night killers anyway. We tight like that, yo. - Xaeraz
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Every week, I post a new "Tuesday Tablescrap", a small MOC not worthy of a topic, but something to post and inspire me to build more.
10/25/11 - Duplo Flower
11/1/11 - Slender Man and Masky
11/8/11 - Bizarre Black Spaceship
11/15/11 - 2001 Monolith
11/22/11 - My Little Slizer 50
11/29/11 - Punching Bag
12/6/11 - Thunder and Escorts
12/13/11 - Three Concepts
12/20/11 - Kaxium Alternate
12/27/11 - None (Christmas Break)
1/10/12 - None
1/17/12 - Volant
1/24/12 - Nidman's Chute Shoop Shop
1/31/12 - None (Brickshelf down)
2/7/12 - None
2/14/12 - Atomic Lime
2/21/12 - Spearhead
2/28/12 - Glatorian Kahi
3/6/12 - Seeker
3/13/12 - Skyscraper
3/20/12 - Microphone
3/27/12 - Toa Vultraz
4/3/12 - Flammenwerferjüngeres
4/10/12 - Umbrella
4/17/12 - Lime Beetle
4/24/12 - Special - Flame Sculpture
5/1/12 - None (BZPower down)
5/8/12 - Purple Ninja
5/15/12 - The Original Sumiki
5/22/12 - 7/24/12 - None
7/31/12 - Tahu
8/7/12 - None (BrickFair)
8/14/12 - Special - Chess Set
8/21/12 - Heavily Armored Wasp
8/28/12 - Spaceship Drill
9/4/12 - Scuba Vehicle
9/11/12 - Orange Guy
9/18/12 - Strange Flying Thing
9/25/12 - Goblet
10/2/12 - None
10/9/12 - Aim .............................. Down
10/16/12 - Gold Bot
10/23/12 - Teal Mech
10/30/12 - Special - Teal Mech (#2)
11/6/12 - Bits and Pieces
11/13/12 - Two Spaceships
11/20/12 - TARDIS Interior
11/27/12 - Christmas Creep
12/4/12 - Toaraga
12/11/12 - Fireplace
12/18/12 - Abstract Duckling
12/25/12 - None (Christmas)
1/1/13 - Black Bot
1/8/13 - 1/22/13 - None
1/29/13 - Handheld Rhotuka Launcher
2/5/13 - 8/6/13 - None
8/13/13 - The Hinklebot
8/20/12 - Special - Post-Apocalyptic Piyufi
Formerly known as the Bring Back Teal Club, the Unused Colors Society is a club that serves to promote colors that are little-used or discontinued, such as teal, old purple, or metallic blue.
Akuna Toa of Sonics
Popup2: The Camel
~System Of A Down~
Thunder on the Mountain
Toa of Vahi
WORT WORT WORT
Toa Kuhrii Avohkii
Toa Neya 2011 Edition
~prisma son of dawn~
.: WoLVeRINe :.
The Great Forgetter
Thomas the Tank Engine
Oh my miru
Element lord Of Milk.
Lexuk Toa Of Insanity
Michael J. Caboose
Lord Kaitan de Storms
Toa of Dancing
The Oncoming Storm
Toa of Pumpkin
Toa Zehvor Blackout
Lord of Ice
Zarayna: The Quiet Light
Vorex: Keeper of Time
Toa of Smooth Jazz
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If you learn one thing in life, learn this:
You should never, ever question why demons would possess a soda.
just a heads up - Cthulhu would probably eradicate mankind before bringing back Bionicle
so yeah, all I'm saying is, please think twice about this okay
nothing gets democracy flowing like erratic capitalizatION
[the NSA] couldn't say no when I offered them an ostrich farm in exchange
Sumiki -- nice try but we all know Toa Mata Nui stuffs its bra
have we mentioned hats
Shhh, I'm trying to focus on the negative to justify my dislike of history.
Also a long line of really great hats.
You have a great understanding of history, but don't forget, war, murder and other poor decisions are also huge characteristics.
To be fair, I am the one responsible for the invention of Mafia in the 1320s by seventeen bored italians locked in a mine shaft.
It's a long story.