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Posted by -Sidorak- , Feb 24 2009 · 214 views

How come when you go to a restaurant, the menu can't merely say, "cheeseburger?" They have to get wordy and fancy. I say, go along with them. When you order your food, use their language. Look your waiter in the eye and say, "I'll have the succulent, fresh-ground, government-inspected, choice, all-beef, six-ounce patty on your own award-winning sesame-seed bun, topped with a generous slice of Wisconsin's finest Grade-A cheddar cheese made from only premium milk and poured from large, galvanized steel cans, having originally been extracted from a big, fat, smelly champion blue-ribbon cow with a brain disease."

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I have GOT to try that sometime. tongue.gif

-Nuju Metru
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Feb 24 2009 10:20 PM
But if you say all the ingredients like that, then you'll probably end up with a secret ingredient of human spit. Or worse.

So no, just say "cheeseburger".
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QUOTE(JINZONINGEN 73 @ Feb 24 2009, 08:20 PM)
But if you say all the ingredients like that, then you'll probably end up with a secret ingredient of human spit. Or worse.

So no, just say "cheeseburger".

That's true. One of my rules of thumb is: never mess with people who handle your food.
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I've tried that.

I usually end up with chicken wings >>.
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Than the Moa
Feb 25 2009 02:48 AM
Our cows don't have brain disease, those are the California ones. wink.gif
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