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The Junk Heap



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Tomb Raider

Posted by The Dandy Automaton , Mar 06 2013 · 115 views

I said I'd write a blog entry about this tomorrow but dear God am I amazed at just how much the developers seem to be enjoying tormenting Lara. Were the entire team behind this at Crystal Dynamics populated solely by the survivors of the species Lara nearly forced into extinction in her last games?
 
Really good fun though. 


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Creative Writing Classes

Posted by The Dandy Automaton , Mar 06 2013 · 91 views

Also: A very good reason why I attend anger management.
 
Because really, if you decide to use your Wednesday lunchtime going to a newly formed Creative Writing enrichment class (And more importantly, you decide to sit next to ME) then here's a tip for you. When everyone's sitting with their heads down, pens scratching the paper and a focussed look on their face, that is the cue for you to JUST! SHUT! UP! Stop talking with that giggling gaggle of girls you've grouped yourself with and most importantly, don't talk louder than all of them combined. When everyone's trying to write, the reason we  came to the bloody group in the first place, you should probably join in with them. Oh, and never announce to the class you're a hipster who loves rap. That was the siren that caused me to text some friends and warn them they may need to tell the court that the murder was just. I have Enya on my phone for a very good reason.
 
And the teacher didn't appear to know the definition of third person. I really don't think I'll be returning. 
 
Siiiiiiiiiiiigh. Okay, that's out of my system. On a lighter note, I sold an old iPod for £50 today, so I'm off to go play the new Tomb Raider. I'll post my thoughts tomorrow. 





Welcome to the junk heap

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False life of the automaton

Name:
Alex
Age:
19
Gender:
Male
Location:
South England
Education:
University
Studying:
English Literature

Religious Beliefs:
Atheist.
Hobbies:
Creative Writing
Reading

Complaining.

Video games.

Complaining about video games.

(Blog Names)

Cup of Tea, Anyone?
The Junk Heap (Current)
The Dark Moor
Where Fire And Ice Collide
You Can Call Me The King or the Ruler
The Temple of Drifting Sands

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The Writer's Desk

The Conqueror of Death:
The Best Kept Secrets
The Darkest Hour (Coming soon)
 
Miscellanea:
 
The Commute (Short story)
The Shadow of this Red Rock 
In Your Absence (Short Story)

Paradise Corrupted (Coming soon)

Lament of a Tyrant (Short Story) (Coming soon)

Great Stuff You're Likely To See Me Ranting Over

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Where Else To Find Me

Playstation Network: Randomgames243

Steam ID: Auto

Forums. I guarantee you'll find me somewhere else. Common usernames include The Shadowlord or The Wretched Automaton.

Must...Defend my...Mission...My...Mission...

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