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I'm still alive! (but not really)

But don't tell nobody.   In all seriousness though, I might actually come back here if the leaks are true.   In the meantime, I'm gonna get back to playing on the xbox one with some mods from this site.   And I'm waaaay too lazy to find the font or do my signature anymore.

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The ending to Amazing Spider-man #700

Wow. WOW.   Ladies and gentlemen, that was not a good wow. That was a bad wow. This has to be the most disappointing ending to anything ever. Even worse than Mass effect 3.   If you actually read comics or plan on catching up on spider-man, I will say this only once:   MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW       ~U_K~

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Mirror's edge

Really great game. Just beat it yesterday, and it was really fun, if a bit short. I did most of the game without killing anybody (even the stupidly hard fight in the security warehouse. I probably would've killed them, but for the life of me I could not counter their melee, and did not know how to pick guns up off the ground), but when [spoilers]Merc died[/spoilers], I let loose and shot almost every single guard I could.   Amazing graphics for it's time too. I can see why everyone wants a seque

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The Apocalypse sure is boring

Woke up this morning. Ate breakfast. Turned on my laptop, started up steam.   What's this? The power went out? Looks like the world's already ending. Whatever. At least I'm already on steam and can start playing my new game, mirror's edge.   Ukay don't care 'bout no pocalypse.   ~U_K~

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THQ humble bundle

Great googly moogly!   I can get Darksiders, Saints row the third, Metro 2033, Red faction armageddon, and 3 company of heroes games all for 5 bucks? Yes please.   Played a bit of the first 3, and I am liking them all very much. Probably will play Saints row first because of how ridiculous it is.   ~U_K~

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I don't have much time

Halo 4 is going to make me play it again soon. It's drawing me in. I can't stop it. The funny thing is, I kind of don't want it to stop.   In all seriousness though, the game is great. Though it does have a lot of problems, but I'm hoping 343 fixes some of them soon.   ~U_K~

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How to BZP like UK (a guide by UK)

- Check notifications for messages and blog entries   - Read messages and blog entries such as: Brickeens making an awesome MOC/drawing   - Go to COT and check for any new posts in the halo or mass effect topics (elder scrolls too if you're feeling energized)   - Contribute to these discussions if you have something to say   -Spend half the time making the post adjusting font and color correctly   - Go to own blog and think about posting blog entry, but don't post one 95% of the time   - Close B

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Looper

First off, just letting you know Friday funny is no more. It wasn't the popular and I'm not on here enough to do it right. Anyway, on to the subject at hand.   Looper is an amazing movie. One of my favorites now. Everything from the plot to the acting is really cool, and the trailer didn't even spoil the movie. Seriously, if you haven't seen the movie yet and are age appropriate (2 topless girls for a short time and 2 implied sexual scenes) go see it. Now.   ~U_K~

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Lego LotR villian poster

Don't know if the file size is too big so here's a link.   The Witchking and fellbeast look amazing and I will definitely be getting them. The balrog is great, but something is wrong with it's face. The eyes are too close to the mouth and it has no nostrils. It just doesn't look right to me.   Also, just got a job at McDonalds. I know it's just McDonalds, but at least I finally got a job (that isn't chicken catching).   ~U_K~

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Borderlands 2

This game is everything I thought it would be and more.   Zero is such a fun character to play. Snipin' everything all day, and when enemies get close (or I decide to get close), I just finish them off with some sweet melee moves.   Just got an amazing sniper too. It does about 250 damage, 96 accuracy, 30% chance of 31 electrical damage per second, and to top that all off, it penetrates and bounces off walls.   Lovin the humor as well. When I went to a vending machine, I heard Marcus yelling "Ca

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Recent happenings

No Friday Funny today either, but I don't really think anybody even expects them from me anymore.   Anyway, a lot of stuff going on. I got a new job which I only did for one day and then quit, for reasons I don't want to go into. Most of them are probably inappropriate for BZP anyway. I got an amazing new laptop that can actually play games. I got the core hunter hero factory set which is pretty cool, I got the Valve comic book which is amazing even though I've already read all the stories, and

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Mann vs machine

All this gametype is doing is increasing my love of the pyro even mooooore! So much fun! I luckily got into a server that had a max of 6 people so that we had no people complaining in the spectator. Not only that though, but we managed to do an 8 round and a 6 round without losing a single wave. We also managed to constantly get all the money.   Here's some of my personal tips.   If you do have an engineer (Which is probably a very good idea), a pyro is almost a necessity. His ability to airblas

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TF2 Trading

So I traded for the first time in TF2. What is it about these trades that make them seem shiftier than drug deals?   I used some special site that uses bots for the trade though. I really didn't need that strange grenade launcher.   But I definitely needed this.   I also got a refined metal out of it.   It's funny though, the first game I played with it, I got the top score. feelsgoodman.jpg   ~U_K~

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Friday Funny #59

Usain Bolt ehs a pretty cool gui, eh wins medals and deosnt afraid of nohting.   http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Toa-toxin/Blog/funnies/hkmuq.gif   [images more than 500kb must be linked -Takuma Nuva]   ~U_K~

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Friday Funny #56

Again, probably not funny if you don't play Mass effect, sorry.   But anyway, what would've happened if the robot Cerberus sent onto Mars had been impersonating a guy scientist?     ~U_K~

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Rest in peace Spikey

Well, I decided to put my lizard down. He had cancer, and I couldn't bear him suffering it. The bones in his wrist were literally being eaten away by it and this caused his whole hand to swell up and essentially become unusable.   Here's an x-ray of the bad hand.   Compare it to this picture of what it should look like (Not actually my lizard)   Here's what his hand looked like.   So anyway, instead of paying $500 to get his leg amputated at the elbow/knee, I decided to just put him down. He liv

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The Highlight Of My Bzp Career

Looks like I'm finally an outstanding member. I did of course, pay for 4/5 points of it (and that was not my intention. The blog is what I really wanted), but what matters is that I actually got 1 point "fairly". I can now say I have successfully contributed to BZP with my front page news story.   feelsgoodman.jpg   ~U_K~

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We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Ff For This Important Message

Well, seeing as I'm one of the only ones who actually finds (most of) my Friday funnies actually funny, and since I make a habit of missing them, I decided I would post something that should make you smile.   Actor Ron Perlman put on the full Heckboy (DARN YOU BZP WORD FILTER) costume make-up for a terminally-ill child for the make-a-wish foundation. It really shows what a great guy Ron is, especially since that is a lot of makeup to put on, just to see a child for half a day. A lot of actors wo

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