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You Have Just Died

Someone leads you to a closed door.   The person says behind that door is your own personal paradise; what your heart desires the most.   So, what's behind your door?       Mine would be endless hills of wheat with no bugs, tons saucy brunettes and redheads who are madly in love with me, and endless fields full of crows for me to watch.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

A Thought

In the dark corners of my mind thoughts have been growing ever since I learned about nuclear weapons, Bio missiles, and other things of the like.       We've found ways to make ourselves stronger, faster, live longer, and more powerful. In doing such we've out grow all of or predators.   We've found ways to make ourselves look better, smell nicer, talk around making anyone mad, and we made a grand hive-mind that we call the internet. in doing such we have out grow our instincts.   We've found

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Is Someone Getting

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Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Wristfire Mark 1

Is in production the basic workings of the mechanism is like this;   I'll have a modified lighter on the bottom of my wrist to create the flame, there will be a trigger in my hand that when I pull it will start the lighter. Now on my hip will be a few cans of pressurized propane with a tube running from the cans up to my wrist, at my wrist there will be a cut off valve when I open said valve will allow the propane to travel to my wrist, out a jet, and through the lighters flame.     If everyth

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

I'm Tired And In A Bad Mood

time to ruin some childhoods     Ed, Edd and Eddy's entire cast of kids are all dead and living in a purgatory of an eternal childhood cycle (originally an eternal summer, but then they started going to school), thus the complete lack of any adult agents in the purgatory.   The kids in the cul-de-sac are each from different time (Johnny and Rolf from the 40's, Naz from the 60's, Kevin from the 90's, and Jimmy from the 00's, and so on).           Dexter was "discovered" by his parents (as in

Wondering

Does pollution drive evolution?   I think it might.   I'm not saying dumping ###### into rivers is okay but there may be a brighter side to it.         What do you guys think?     Please don't flame, if you don't believe in evolution say so politely or please don't post.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

You Wanna Know Something Funny?

Political parties are a joke.       The reason they're so popular is that they appeal to four very comforting human thought process;     1. Tribe/clan/order/family/some kind of small close knit society. 2. Black and white prospective ( if you make this legal the world will end!) 3. The us and them mentality. (A tribe only last as long as it is opposed) 4. And the infamous "I only want to be with people that are just like me"         And (at least in the US) you picking whether you want spi

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

The Slender Man

This is an old eastern European ghost story.           *********************************************       Once upon a time there were twin girls, Stela and Sorina. They were brave little girls, and had no fear of the dark, nor of spiders and other crawling things. Where other young ladies and even young boys would cower, Stela and Sorina would walk with their heads held high. They were good girls, obedient to their mother and father and to the word of God. They were the best children a mother

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Love

I think I've stopped believing in it : P     Everyone I've ever liked doesn't feel the same way, we grow to hate each other, or just wanted to use me.

Jonestown Bartender

Jonestown Bartender

Go To Wikipedia

Click random page and the keep clicking links until you get to a 20th century dictator. post results.     I got to Joseph Stalin with four links.
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