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You Have Just Died


Jonestown Bartender

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Someone leads you to a closed door.

 

The person says behind that door is your own personal paradise; what your heart desires the most.

 

So, what's behind your door?

 

 

 

Mine would be endless hills of wheat with no bugs, tons saucy brunettes and redheads who are madly in love with me, and endless fields full of crows for me to watch.

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You Have Just Died

 

i disagree sir

Have you checked your pulse recently?

 

 

by the way, try not to think about inhaling.

I don't check my pulse. Dunno about Dangeresque, though.

 

Lies! You fill my comment with lies! Ah well.

 

~B~

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The room would consist of Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, Hayden Paniteirre, Natalie Portman, John Stamos, Miley Cyrus, Tom Cruise in a speedo, Olivia Wilde, Victoria Justice, Taylor Swift, and lots of Zelda memorabilia...

 

 

...wait.

 

Who the heck put John Stamos on my list?

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I'd be more worried about Tom Cruise
Why'd you put that there?

 

Everyone knows Ryan Reynolds is better :P JKJK.

My cat said if I didn't put that in your post he would set me on fire in my sleep

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I'd be more worried about Tom Cruise
Why'd you put that there?

 

Everyone knows Ryan Reynolds is better :P JKJK.

My cat said if I didn't put that in your post he would set me on fire in my sleep

 

Oh i c i c.

 

Makes perfect sense now!

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I'd be more worried about Tom Cruise
Why'd you put that there?

 

Everyone knows Ryan Reynolds is better :P JKJK.

My cat said if I didn't put that in your post he would set me on fire in my sleep

 

Oh i c i c.

 

Makes perfect sense now!

I think my cat might be Tom Cruise in a cat suit

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All discussion about Tom Cruise belongs in the official topic - click my banner for it. ;)

 

Topic closed.

hey u noob only i can clos topics :angry:

 

topic baned, member locked

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All discussion about Tom Cruise belongs in the official topic - click my banner for it. ;)

 

Topic closed.

hey u noob only i can clos topics :angry:

 

topic baned, member locked

o am sry mr. boggi please dun take mai pwoto :begging:

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All discussion about Tom Cruise belongs in the official topic - click my banner for it. ;)

 

Topic closed.

hey u noob only i can clos topics :angry:

 

topic baned, member locked

o am sry mr. boggi please dun take mai pwoto :begging:

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My life again.

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Megan Fox

>Megan Fox

 

ಠ_ಠ

 

Also the first time I read that post I read Olivia Wilde as Oscar Wilde XP

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Tread lightly here guys, you know how those mods are lol jk

 

...+1 Ballom, +1.

:howdy:

 

And I don't know about you guys, but behind that door would only be one girl. Not just because I'm a hopeless romantic (:wub:), but also because if one girl is tough enough to deal with for a lifetime (notice the 52% divorce rate in the USA), how hard will a handful or more be for an eternity?

 

Think about it.

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Tread lightly here guys, you know how those mods are lol jk

 

...+1 Ballom, +1.

:howdy:

 

And I don't know about you guys, but behind that door would only be one girl. Not just because I'm a hopeless romantic (:wub:), but also because if one girl is tough enough to deal with for a lifetime (notice the 52% divorce rate in the USA), how hard will a handful or more be for an eternity?

 

Think about it.

I guess your right but thats why I have infinite fields.

 

 

 

When one of us gets sick of the rest there's lots of room to be alone.

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Tread lightly here guys, you know how those mods are lol jk

 

...+1 Ballom, +1.

:howdy:

 

And I don't know about you guys, but behind that door would only be one girl. Not just because I'm a hopeless romantic (:wub:), but also because if one girl is tough enough to deal with for a lifetime (notice the 52% divorce rate in the USA), how hard will a handful or more be for an eternity?

 

Think about it.

this man knows the secrets of the universe. +1

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