Bad experiences balancing BZPower with Sophomore life? ... Check.
Thinking ahead to two years in the future? ... Check.
Revelation that Undergrad life will likely require an absence of a commitment to BZP? ... Check.
Decision to make long-term plans to "retire" from BZP by the end of senior year? ... Check.
Adamant about decision despite persuading and/or objecting from BZP friends? ... Check.
Almost ready to retire? ... Check.
"What is the meaning of this status on EW's AIM? I shall ask. Hello EW...what? Do I hear you right? Lady K's joining the BZPRPG?"
*tosses out two years of plans*