Posted Oct 24 2011 - 07:26 PM
Chapter 1 AN: okay, our script format won’t work for this comedy. “How about this?” asked Carapar. AN was stunned. Yet another revelation of Carapar’s ultimate power. “Okay,” Said PR, “Now for chapter 1.” Chapter 1 In the days before something that- “CUT!” screamed PR, for the first (but not the last) time, “This makes no sense. Jump to the part where Carapar is sleeping. And make what I say in script.” Carapar: fine. Meany. Carapar was sleeping. Obviously. Or was he? No. He wasn’t. He was pretending to sleep so he could listen to this UGLY chick talk to his mom. The UGLY chick was known as Reverend Madre Gorast, and his mom was Lady Gavla. Anyway, family history aside- PR: CUT!!!!!!!!! Carapar, are you writing this? Carapar: maybe. PR: well stop. You’re ruining the story, and the story didn’t need much to be ruined. Weapon: I didn’t hear you. (Sharpens dagger) Say that again. AN: No. Continue the story. Gorast spoke in a deep, grating voice. “He’s pretty small, Gavla.” Gavla looked at her 2 ton son, covered in armor, weapons, kanohi, and krana, and figured that Gorast had been drinking Energized proto again. So she figured that sucking up was in order. “Yes reverend. You truly have the gift of sight.” Gorast nodded. “He’s awake too.” Once again, Gavla looked in to the red eyes of her son, sitting on the bed and staring at them, and as the saying goes, “Carapar does not sleep, he- PR: Oh my gosh, CUT!!!!!!!! Carapar! Stop making yourself look cool in this comedy! Carapar: make me. (Clicks claws threateningly) Osram: stop the talk. Get working so I can be in this story. Hammox: yeah, me too. Anyway, Gavla decided to suck up some more. “Amazing reverend, you truly can see all.” Gorast nodded again. “Sleep well Cerper. Tomorrow you meet Mr. Stinger.” Carapar watched as his mom and Gorast left his room, and stared as Gavla made cuckoo gestures at Gorast. Carapar lied down, wondering why they were moving, why Gorast was here, why- suddenly, all this wondering shorted our Carapar’s brain, and he passed out. PR: ENOUGH!!!!! That’s enough for today. Solek: yeah. I didn’t even show up! -Chapter end- Will Carapar wake up? What is Gorast doing? Who else will complain? Find out in chapter 2 of.... Dunonicle...
Bionicle news #2 Click it, you know you want to. It's a comedy. With awesome humor. And contests. And a shadow leech. Who's evil.