Well, with the success of Mask of Light: what you didn't see, I thought
I might take a crack at this. So, grab your popcorn and rotten tomatoes,
It's time for:
Metru Nui: what you didn't see(and what wasn't meant for human eyes)
Vakama: What! What pigeon?! Um, hi-err, I mean, oh no! Captured by a spider and
clown mcknuckle pants!
Krekka: Ok, you pipsqueak! Now you get it!
Director: HEY! GET UP!
Lihkan: Go away... It's not time for recess....
Director: (Whispers) ....The legend reborn....
Lihkan: GAAAAHH!(throws board straight into krekka)
Krekka: (Falls into 6 lava lamps used as artificial lava)
(scene 2: take 3,245,367 1/3.)
Vakama: OH NO! Clown mcknuckl... uhh, I mean evil white-blue freak! (girly scream)
Director: Hey! zip it!
Lihkan: Grumble grumble... (throws board at Vakama, who gets clobbered and flies into hole.)
Nidhiki: Drat! I wanted a pakaru...
Vakama: wow! Who are all these losers?
-3 hours later-
Matau: Just place the stone!
Nokama: But it's sooo shinyyyyz....
Matau: Oops... (pushes stone into slot)
Large mystical special effects voice and animatronic head: Blah blah blah....
Head again: Oh by the way you iz a toa now byez
Whenua: What did he just-
(1,000,000,000,000,000 Volts goes through them all and they are replaced by different actors)
Lihkan: (Hiding behind wall) Boooringgg!!
I hope you enjoy!