Posted Oct 16 2011 - 02:16 PM
Fight 3: PGS Introductions Two Times in a Row? ToD and Inferna were going at it. One shield-dodged, the other jumped, one slashed, the other kicked. Fernie’ listed to her music, ToD danced around to the beat. He finally got a good stab in on her and followed it up by jumping and spiking her downward offstage. But she came back a few seconds later and did a two-handed slash, which meant it was gonna be powerful. The white and green Toa went flying away, screaming all the way. ToD came down from the platform whipping at the other toa with his flags, but she dodged and shot a fireball at him. He dodged and then did a square-dance taunt. Inferna almost got a hit in on him but he did a quick slash with the end of the spear right after he finished. She grabbed a piece of the golden armor and dashed for another one. ToD just managed to grab it before her. In the process, though, she pounded him into the ground with the flat of her blade. She grabbed the piece of golden armor and flashed eye-searingly bright. She set her target right on ToD, who was trying frantically to get out. He again went flying. There were thirty seconds on the clock and Inferna was leading. ToD came down and grabbed a smash ball just before his opponent did. He activated it with her right beside him. He grabbed her hands and waltzed for a few seconds, then threw her offstage. Since the damage ratio was set to 2.0, it was an instant KO. And the scores were tied. Twenty seconds. Inferna, being a slightly slower character, got only a few hits in while ToD battered her with lightning-quick strikes. Then, five seconds from the end, he grabbed a golden hammer. Four seconds and he was approaching. Mata-Nui’s recorded voice bellowed out the number three as the head of the hammer came into contact with the fire Toa’s head. At two seconds she was flying off. The explosion announcing a KO began at one. And then “GAME” echoed through the studio. He had got a last-second KO. He won. As he celebrated on the podium, the screen went black much like it had before with Mata-Nui. The same old text appeared as before, along with the silhouette. But, of course, it was a silhouette of a different character. “Seriously, how do we afford this if we can only live in a cardboard box?” interrupted Inferna from somewhere else in the studio. “I mean, come on. If you cut down on the cost of making the comed - uh, game - we could at least live somewhere decent.” “Hey, I call the shots here. Ridiculous cheesiness and a high-budget on a low-budget is my idea. Yes, I know that made no sense. Anyways, I like cardboard. It’s nice and springy when you walked on it. And it lets me build a large enough, sturdy enough building to house all the characters and stages.” “Sturdy? I bet this would get knocked down if a baby poked it.” “Would not!” At that moment, a baby waddled by the building and poked it. It collapsed into a heap. “I didn’t mean the model ToD keeps out front! I mean the real building,” ‘Fernie mumbled. Immediately she shot ToD a thousand times over and then revived him to tell him not to call her ‘Fernie. And then she shot him again and revived him ‘cause he typed ‘Fern - I mean - that one nickname she hates. And then she was gone and left him with the silhouette, which faded away and was replaced by a stage made up of thousands of colors and one large, constantly moving platform made of tons of crazy people running around. ToD got seasick as he stood there and went up and down. There was a smiling figure that looked like a huge, crazy form of Kirop and a smaller form beside him. It still resembled Kirop, but was yellow and different. Yeah. The round started and the two Kirops charged. ToD tried to move but tripped and landed face first into the constantly moving mass. He got up and jumped away just in time not to get slashed by the smaller form. The larger one sent a boiling stream of water at ToD and got a direct hit, causing the Toa to howl in pain. But he recovered and did a dancing dash that disoriented the two Kirops, giving ToD enough time to kick them with dancing awesomeness. But they recovered and jumped above him, the larger one dropping a Tridax pod. ToD dodged the pod itself but got hit by the shrapnel. The smaller guy tried to attack again, but the toa shield-dodged and stabbed the larger one. And then the small Kirop grabbed a smash ball and automatically transferred it to the larger one, who summoned yet another Kirop-like being (only this one baby like). It started dancing and then the stage went black, with the words: “CENSORED FOR UNBEARABLE CUTENESS” spread across. It stayed like this for five seconds and then went back to normal, the mini-Kirop disappearing in a poof of smoke, and ToD’s damage raised 200%. The medium Kirop did a normal attack that almost KOed ToD but didn’t. The Toa picked up a baseball bat and homerun-hit the larger Kirop offstage. The words “GAME” appeared, along with Mata-Nui’s recorded voice. “Yo self, you don’t have to point out that it’s recorded every time.” Whatever. I’m real, you’re not. Anyways, the whole white void thing happened and announced that
Chuck toa of craziness the Kirop Trio had joined the fighting. ToD grinned and walked over, sitting down in his chair. A whoopee cushion deflated as Karzahni and the three Kirops rolled on the floor laughing. ToD pulled a lever and the obligatory pie for this chapter fell on them, muffling the laughter. “Well, this turned out better than last time. Bye everyone!”
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