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The Truly Disastrous Endeavors of Mordahk

Humor EPIC FAILS Mordahk Endeavors Bionicle

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#1 Offline Dapper-Sama

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Posted Dec 21 2012 - 07:23 PM

Chapter One: Doctor Sinister

[color=#008080;]Ach, mah head. Mordahk thought. He knew well that we was easily the most unlucky being in the region, but he had never quite gotten himself in this much trouble. His vision was blurred, and the arid smell of fire was invading his nostrils. His head was throbbing quite terribly. It was truly obvious, that Mordahk had screwed up again.[/color]


[color=#008080;]The Makuta got to his feet. Nothing world-threatening; it's just that his experimental Nuclear Tridax combusted again. It packed quite a nasty punch, but was ridiculously unstable. This incident reminded him of other fail experiments. The Flying Nui-Rama Bomb, the Vortixx Nuva, the Finger-Blasters, the Ninjafication Kanoka and the Air Displacement Cannon had all failed spectacularly. Mordahk examined himself in the mirror. He was approximately a couple inches shorter than his brethren, and his armor was an unfavorable shade of blue. His chest-plate had a small nameplate on it, one that read, Doctor Sinister, AKA Doctor Mordahk.[/color]


[color=#008080;]Ah, looking ship-sharp, as usual. No leaks! He thought.[/color]


[color=#daa520;]"Well, Bros, here we are." Remarked the Toa of Light. His name was Torokua*. He had assembled a small party of Toa, friendly Makuta and Vortixx. Here was the screw-up scientist Mordahk, a true threat to the people of the universe. "This is most awesome, dudes. Let's enter the evil lair-base thing, and stop this Sinister dude." His team breached the door. WOMP! That was, like, awesome and stuff. thought Torokua. Many guards were stationed there- they were easily defeated. "Use your bangsticks, dudes!" He cried out. By "Bangsticks", he meant Guns. Full-Auto Shotguns, to be exact.  Soon enough, they had gotten through the second story, in a series of unrealistic events that completely defy common sense.[/color]


[color=#008080;]Knock, Knock. Mordahk heard a rapping on his door. He opened it. Almost instantaneously, guns were pointed to his face. "We're putting you in custody, friendo." Said an almost surfer-like Toa of Light. Mordahk, not hearing him, extended his hand. "Makuta Mordahk, at your service.[/color][color=rgb(0,128,128);]"[/color]


*Tor-OH-ka. The "u" is silent.

Edited by Respawn120K, Dec 21 2012 - 07:25 PM.

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Morally unambiguous.

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